Let me tell you a story..... (pronounced with a chinese-nerd tongue as – “lek mii teuw yiew a stoh-rii”)
Once upon a time got two chee ko pek.... ehh.... I mean.... two lovers....
They everytime touch each other finger. Touch until so shiong wan..
One is got call, Joyce. She damn cute one.... only stupid ppl call her diao.
Got another is called Shah. He your typical malay wan; dunno how speak properly, wear jeans tight tight (jeans very cheap some more) and lampa very small. LOL ok no la... he very cool wan... eveyritme appear on channel 5, suria and student productions (really!) and all the ppl with “flower” wan his “bee”. But eh?! Ho mien simi lan de?!!??!
OMG it’s Thena! This guy I sometimes donno what he saying because he damn swee with poetry and words. He speak left right up down skali it means “centre”. He very dangerous wan.. u see his hair big big confirm got lion’s blood wan.... very garang. He doesn’t look happy.... shah dunno he come..
Then Thena come sit beside joyce. Shah blur liao so that’s why his face like that. Or maybe he imitating someone? (LOL!!!! If you know who you are, take it lightly okay?).
So what’s going to happen?
Thena then kiss Joyce?!! Eh no... cannot be...
Thena whispering in to joyce’s nose. Ehhh.... ear. Something happening lei... simi ar?
Shah really blur liao. He blur until pek chek. See his face... even angry still so handsome. Anyone wan his number? He got 7 numbers because one sim card not enough to store all the girl number. His girl all from the around the world wan... some from malayxialan... some from tahiland... some from CH(aog)I(n)NA.. also got some from Canada...
Shah buay song. So he shout, “WOI! LIMPEI BU SUANG LIAO AR! YOU TALKING WHAT?!”
Skali Joyce stand up! WAAHHH see her face better run liao. She angry hor all the funny funny smell will come wan. HAHAHAHA ok la she actually very storng... dun play play.... u feel feel her arm ar hard as steel man! Got that time she accidentally kill her boyfriend cos she hug him.
Aiyor what going to happen now sia...
WWAAAAHHHHH!!!!! SIBEH WTF MAN!!! SHAH KANNA PIANG LEI!!! DANGER DANGER!
Shah ku liao le.... he cry cry and say, “Jo~~~yce~~...... wei shen me??!??! Wei shen me!??!!? Wei shen me ni bu ai wo!??!?! Wo zhen ai ni lei~~~hen tong lei!! Xianzai bu ke neng make baby anymore.... why joyce~!!!”
Dunno what thena say.... but frm his face we all know he very xia lan wan.... like that xia lan kia in the post, “Post 200 lei...”
Joyce leave the area... she look so pretty hor? Her hair fly here fly there like model like that. She smell very nice also.... I try before.
Xia lan kia number 2 also leave.....
He leave also very glamour wan.... between you and me hor.... he is Super Model Man of the Year in Ngee Ann Poly!
Then the two people go..... in the distance.. out of focus... shah remain in his seat ba long long only.....
Then....
The end lor...
I would like to thank our backstage people for this supposed-to-be romantic love story...
Ok la actually they all never take the pictures above.... is I take wan. HAHAHAHAAH BHB !!!!!!
Once upon a time got two chee ko pek.... ehh.... I mean.... two lovers....
They everytime touch each other finger. Touch until so shiong wan..
One is got call, Joyce. She damn cute one.... only stupid ppl call her diao.
Got another is called Shah. He your typical malay wan; dunno how speak properly, wear jeans tight tight (jeans very cheap some more) and lampa very small. LOL ok no la... he very cool wan... eveyritme appear on channel 5, suria and student productions (really!) and all the ppl with “flower” wan his “bee”. But eh?! Ho mien simi lan de?!!??!
OMG it’s Thena! This guy I sometimes donno what he saying because he damn swee with poetry and words. He speak left right up down skali it means “centre”. He very dangerous wan.. u see his hair big big confirm got lion’s blood wan.... very garang. He doesn’t look happy.... shah dunno he come..
Then Thena come sit beside joyce. Shah blur liao so that’s why his face like that. Or maybe he imitating someone? (LOL!!!! If you know who you are, take it lightly okay?).
So what’s going to happen?
Thena then kiss Joyce?!! Eh no... cannot be...
Thena whispering in to joyce’s nose. Ehhh.... ear. Something happening lei... simi ar?
Shah really blur liao. He blur until pek chek. See his face... even angry still so handsome. Anyone wan his number? He got 7 numbers because one sim card not enough to store all the girl number. His girl all from the around the world wan... some from malayxialan... some from tahiland... some from CH(aog)I(n)NA.. also got some from Canada...
Shah buay song. So he shout, “WOI! LIMPEI BU SUANG LIAO AR! YOU TALKING WHAT?!”
Skali Joyce stand up! WAAHHH see her face better run liao. She angry hor all the funny funny smell will come wan. HAHAHAHA ok la she actually very storng... dun play play.... u feel feel her arm ar hard as steel man! Got that time she accidentally kill her boyfriend cos she hug him.
Aiyor what going to happen now sia...
WWAAAAHHHHH!!!!! SIBEH WTF MAN!!! SHAH KANNA PIANG LEI!!! DANGER DANGER!
Shah ku liao le.... he cry cry and say, “Jo~~~yce~~...... wei shen me??!??! Wei shen me!??!!? Wei shen me ni bu ai wo!??!?! Wo zhen ai ni lei~~~hen tong lei!! Xianzai bu ke neng make baby anymore.... why joyce~!!!”
Dunno what thena say.... but frm his face we all know he very xia lan wan.... like that xia lan kia in the post, “Post 200 lei...”
Joyce leave the area... she look so pretty hor? Her hair fly here fly there like model like that. She smell very nice also.... I try before.
Xia lan kia number 2 also leave.....
He leave also very glamour wan.... between you and me hor.... he is Super Model Man of the Year in Ngee Ann Poly!
Then the two people go..... in the distance.. out of focus... shah remain in his seat ba long long only.....
Then....
The end lor...
I would like to thank our backstage people for this supposed-to-be romantic love story...
Ok la actually they all never take the pictures above.... is I take wan. HAHAHAHAAH BHB !!!!!!
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