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You know.... six years have gone by and I still don’t know some of my friend’s fetishes. That is like... sooooo sad.
Anyone knows mine? lol.
Holidays are here... things move SOOOOOOO much slower now. Film school had everything on super high speed. (I said “film school”..... so high class sia...)
I spent the last afternoon lying on the floor in my room watching the clouds wiggle past the sun.
Ya... I so love it when it’s a sunny day and the aircon is on. Like.. whoo.... very Holiday Inn Kuching – ish.
Anyways I was thinking of going back to kuching for a short little while (been thinking of it even before school shut its doors. But just a fw mintues ago my parents suggested.. in a rather unappealing way, for me, to go back to kuching. Now im having second thoughts. The usual rebel-against-parents thingy teens go through la these days.)
A nice three days two nights stay over at my own little corner of the world. Who wants in!?!?!?!?! Tharik... you? Aik.. you?.. henry? You? Or how about ALL OF YOU????
Haahaha.....come la.... three days only nia...
So some people take it like holidays = boring = rot = decompose = fertilizer = shit. I dun like to think this way. The world so big! Go out play play la.... like.... play play....
This is how im spending my late nights (till abt 6am... where I then go to bed.). For now.
Yup.. a night of CS 1.6 and a plate of McDonald’s dbl Cheeseburger with nine piece nuggets and large fries plus ice lemon tea.
Nice....
* Oh I just learned new description. I read this from Clara’s tagboard. From Zien. Who is actually Ben. Who got it from Jason. Who is a Tan. Which is Jason Tan. Whom ppl use the suffix “cute” as in Cute Jason to differentiate him and our Jason, who is a Goh. The suffix Cute is there for a reason. Puppy dog eyes I guess. Woo... anyways... the description from Jason is, “mini steamed buns”. 0.0 ..... go figure.. I dunno is describe the below or on top. I find it tickling. Especially when used on Clara. Blaaahahahah.....
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...... rrrrrrrite....
And back to the show! *swings around and points finger at studio.*
My parents were away in the Johor to attend to some matters pertaining to the house there. Apparently somebody has been notti notti and doesn’t want to return the hse keys. Notti notti...
So the house here in Yishun is MUCH quiet... with only the beat of my techno music bouncing off the walls of the house. Like... woo!!! Techno!
So like I said everything has been quite slow.
My sis’s cat isnt helping much to make me feel more energetic.
Left is my room. Right is sister room. Centre is one fat cat that’s blocking the road.
..
..
... move lei.....
Diao... stil dunwan to listen.... move...... MOVE IT!!!!!
Nvm.. I go step over you. Muahaha... disrespect you...
Bo pian la.... cats....
Like really.... bo pian la... cats.... LOL so cute.
So bored.. so I take picture of my sexy self.
LOL.... so skinny sia....
Then my sister come disturb. She very irritating sometimes. When she excited she will hop to me with her arms swinging side by side (like monkey) and her head moving left to right.. and her hop is.... wah.. tsunami in america....
So she disturb me.. I distub her back.
Take her backside... muahahaha.....
Then when she tiam tiam already... take her neh neh. I mean.. frontside.
Anyone wan autograph?
You wan ar? Ok come....
.... I sign for you.
hur hur hur......
So when morning came..... and I also came already (hiak hiak hiak).... I got ready to go play play.
This time the game is become like soldier from Russia. You know the Cossacks? The Russian ppl who go to war on horses in world war two. They carry rifles and swords go kill the enemy.
This time I play is modern version. Now.. my horse is my bike and my weapon is my camera. Whee... so cool.. like samurai like that..... cycle cycle cyle... see target.... speed up my bike... huffing and puffing... then all the ascending orchestraic music come.... then zoom zoom zoom~~!!!!!! I like pro like that switch my camera on..... use one hand hold bike... the other hold camera.. and as I speed past the target from behind... I ready to shoot.... then.. .... slow motion.... aaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click click click!
Tio liao.. the person kanna shoot. Three times! One at the spine. One at the arm. The last one at the head. Muahahaha.... I so pro... can still zoom and focus and set aperture size. Muahahahaaha
Ok wahtever la. Clara always say I very drama online.. is it true?
So I take picture.
This is my living room. Living room actually suppsoed to have ppl living in it... but all this room has is a plant... which actually not living. Cos its plastic. I 24 hrs inmy room.. my sister 17 hrs in her room and the rest of the hrs is either go see ah gua boyfriend or in NTU doing work.
This is the tv room. And that is the super waste-of-money osim massage chair which... to tell you the truth ar.... DOESN’T WORK. I dunno why everyone else sit there say very shiok like orgasm like that. I sit there I feel like idiot sia.... bo feeling wan....
.... but I think a lot of ppl like the seat vibration feature. Very accurate in tickling the “interesting spot” of our below there. LOL.
So on my bike... in “samurai mode”.... I go find nice thing to tio. I take a lot of pictures.
Man in orange.
Yishun pond. Now the place quite nice. Last time quite bare. Never look like pond. Look more like toilet bowl hole if you see from the sky.. But now the Ho Peng Kee plant flowers... plant trees... very nice already. And because of the pressure from the water vapour evaporating from the pond, and oxygen from the trees surrounding the pond, in addition to Yishun Park (which is actually a small hill) that is located across the road, the resulting difference in air pressure within the near environment creates what we call, “wind”.
Yishun Pond is very breezy la. See.. say like that so simple rite? Haiyo! *slaps head*
The neighbourhood’s uncle, Mr. Lim Nee Soon. When I grow old I wan to be like him.... have beard.. botak... wearing suit.. got stick and go stand on top of a stone to suntan until brown in colour like that.
And of course.... err..... eh what did Nee Soon do ar? I only know got something to do with durian plantation or something.
Omg yishun was a durian plantation?!!?!
Actually I quite surprised all the idiot vandilisers never vandalise statues like these. Why? all scared ar?
Maybe got curse. 0.0.
I think really got curse! Because when I take picture I never ask for permission. So while I was cycling else where.. actually going to Clara’s district..... I reached the slip road near the Yishun Swimming Pool.
Got ppl crossing the road. Fine la. I samurai on bike so must bow bow give respect let the ppl go. But normally ppl will walk, first on the concrete... then on the zebra corssing line... then up the slope of the pavement rite?
But I dunno why... I waiting ON THE CURB hor.... then this fat mama (dressed in nightgown, white hair tied in a bun... with a chao face... walkin side to side like wearing pampers... the usual...) look at me. She sway left right left right still stare at me.
Like what???!?!! so what I got chicken floss for hair think nice to see izzit?!?!?
And dunno why... she come sway sway towards me! And im on the curb! And beside me got lamp post! So I figured maybe her white hair is actually an alien and has eaten her brain now it wants to eat me! Her left foot start to climb onto the curb.. right beside me... so I quickly siam and BAM BOOM BAO!!!!!!!!!
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.
My bike wheels slam on the road... my chain come off...
But its not like that is weird la... my bike so rusty everytime chain come off. But this time the chain come off like got resistance. The chao mama go already.. I quickly bring my backside and horse to the junction there. Then see my chain. Ok.. chain come off.. so simple... put back lor. I not scared of what dirty things like grease la or oil la.. like so what.... that time when I was young the Sarawak River is FULL OF OIL ok!
So I thought put back,.. skali.... GASP!!! YOU CHAO MAMA!!!
You all see my cogwheel. That big big disc with spikes. Can see anything unusual?
No?... cannot ar?
Pa jiao.. nvm I help you see...
AAAA!!!!!! KAN NI NA BUAY CCB!!!!! (haahaha finally I scold bad word. )
I qucikly call jason (goh) cos my dear dear dying. But he studying.. (oh ya jason,... ur voice was SUPER SEXY that day...) and he cannot come cycle to where I am with a hammer. So I thought..., “Okay... I go walk to ur hse then.”
“YOU SIAO AR?!!??! YOU KNOW HWERE MY HOUSE ANOT?!!?!”
Eh I know what.. so near... its just.......
*zoom out from eyes...*
AAA!!!
This is where I am.
This is where Jason is.
This is how far we are from each other.
Its like Romeo and Juliet (the real one.. not my version).. so close yet so far. Can hear his voice yet cannot see backside.
So he ask me go see tharik.
I think and think.....
Okay.. can.. makes more sense la.
Uhhh.. yaaaa.... I stop by 7-11 to buy water.... go help bangla carry things... exhange phone number.... tka epicture together... walk some more see got flasher... so I flash him back then he run so I chase chase chase while I shouting, “WAN SEE ANOT?!?!? SEE LA!!! SEE SEE SEEE!!!!!”.... then I go help little girl stand because she fall down.
So I went to tharik’s block.
His block lift so freaking high tech ar!
Inside the lift they put camera..... then ppl waiting for lift can see what ppl in the lift are doing cos got one big big tv for them to see. Like.. ooo!!!!!! Bo privacy ar!
So that time in the lift I tahan tahan myself make sure I dun touch myself. (LOL)..
I got out the lift... I call tharik out.
So he come out..
Skali he see me... see my camera... then OMG~!!! AAAA!!!!!
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.
.
.
.
.
Tharik dun run lei~!!!!!!!! OIE!!!!!
.
.
“Eh help me fix my bike la!!!! OIE!!!!”
He peek from behind the door.... look at my camera... look at my bike... look at me cos I was wearing shorts and leg hair so ugly look like someone balding liddat....
“You put ur camera away!”
“HAIZ!!! OKAY LA OKAY LA!!! PUT LIAO LAR!!!! NOW COME OUT!!!! HELP ME FIX MY WHEEL!!! THE THING BEND!!”
He quickly run out....
.
...
kong kong kong.....
OIE OIE WHY YOU RUN AWAY!!!!! YOU LIKE HAMSTER LIKE THAT!
“I scared la! You got camera!!!”
WTF?!?!?!?!!?
“EH YOU LEFT UR TOOOLS OUTSIDE!!
He come shout, “YOU KEEP LA!”
Lol okay lor... ..
Yeah rite... I took the tools then put in fornt of his door.
I go check check my cogwheel....
Looks straight... so I try cycle cycle at the lift landing like one bloody koo koo. One old auntie come up fmr the stairs see me like koo koo liddat go round round round like merry go round. Damn pai seh okay!
So my bike ok la... Thanks to Tharik.
THANKS HOR, THARIK!
So off I went.
I now very scared... my dear dear alsmost broken liddat. So sad. So to show my love I go take pictures of her.
I took two.
But I dunno which one is nice lei.
So at night I show clara ask her see which one is nice.
She say this one is nice...
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..
..
Nice ar? Really?
Clara... nice meh?
She say is because the, “front part focus the back part not focus so common de so I like this wan...”
I think I like the other "common" one better....
.....
....
....
...
Nice anot ar?
.... aiya two minds means two opinions la. .... whatever la! LOL. I like her, so nvm. HAHAHAH
So that ends my journey. For now. Wah lau this post sibeh full of nonsense sia....
Thanks clara and tharik and Jason and Jason and Zien for giving me something to blog about. Rawk on!
... oo... rawk on..... which reminds me... I wonder what Sly is doing now.... (now no events what...)
in my next post ill be teaching Photoshop again. muahahaa.... hasrul... excited?
Anyone knows mine? lol.
Holidays are here... things move SOOOOOOO much slower now. Film school had everything on super high speed. (I said “film school”..... so high class sia...)
I spent the last afternoon lying on the floor in my room watching the clouds wiggle past the sun.
Ya... I so love it when it’s a sunny day and the aircon is on. Like.. whoo.... very Holiday Inn Kuching – ish.
Anyways I was thinking of going back to kuching for a short little while (been thinking of it even before school shut its doors. But just a fw mintues ago my parents suggested.. in a rather unappealing way, for me, to go back to kuching. Now im having second thoughts. The usual rebel-against-parents thingy teens go through la these days.)
A nice three days two nights stay over at my own little corner of the world. Who wants in!?!?!?!?! Tharik... you? Aik.. you?.. henry? You? Or how about ALL OF YOU????
Haahaha.....come la.... three days only nia...
So some people take it like holidays = boring = rot = decompose = fertilizer = shit. I dun like to think this way. The world so big! Go out play play la.... like.... play play....
This is how im spending my late nights (till abt 6am... where I then go to bed.). For now.
Yup.. a night of CS 1.6 and a plate of McDonald’s dbl Cheeseburger with nine piece nuggets and large fries plus ice lemon tea.
Nice....
* Oh I just learned new description. I read this from Clara’s tagboard. From Zien. Who is actually Ben. Who got it from Jason. Who is a Tan. Which is Jason Tan. Whom ppl use the suffix “cute” as in Cute Jason to differentiate him and our Jason, who is a Goh. The suffix Cute is there for a reason. Puppy dog eyes I guess. Woo... anyways... the description from Jason is, “mini steamed buns”. 0.0 ..... go figure.. I dunno is describe the below or on top. I find it tickling. Especially when used on Clara. Blaaahahahah.....
.
.
.
.
...... rrrrrrrite....
And back to the show! *swings around and points finger at studio.*
My parents were away in the Johor to attend to some matters pertaining to the house there. Apparently somebody has been notti notti and doesn’t want to return the hse keys. Notti notti...
So the house here in Yishun is MUCH quiet... with only the beat of my techno music bouncing off the walls of the house. Like... woo!!! Techno!
So like I said everything has been quite slow.
My sis’s cat isnt helping much to make me feel more energetic.
Left is my room. Right is sister room. Centre is one fat cat that’s blocking the road.
..
..
... move lei.....
Diao... stil dunwan to listen.... move...... MOVE IT!!!!!
Nvm.. I go step over you. Muahaha... disrespect you...
Bo pian la.... cats....
Like really.... bo pian la... cats.... LOL so cute.
So bored.. so I take picture of my sexy self.
LOL.... so skinny sia....
Then my sister come disturb. She very irritating sometimes. When she excited she will hop to me with her arms swinging side by side (like monkey) and her head moving left to right.. and her hop is.... wah.. tsunami in america....
So she disturb me.. I distub her back.
Take her backside... muahahaha.....
Then when she tiam tiam already... take her neh neh. I mean.. frontside.
Anyone wan autograph?
You wan ar? Ok come....
.... I sign for you.
hur hur hur......
So when morning came..... and I also came already (hiak hiak hiak).... I got ready to go play play.
This time the game is become like soldier from Russia. You know the Cossacks? The Russian ppl who go to war on horses in world war two. They carry rifles and swords go kill the enemy.
This time I play is modern version. Now.. my horse is my bike and my weapon is my camera. Whee... so cool.. like samurai like that..... cycle cycle cyle... see target.... speed up my bike... huffing and puffing... then all the ascending orchestraic music come.... then zoom zoom zoom~~!!!!!! I like pro like that switch my camera on..... use one hand hold bike... the other hold camera.. and as I speed past the target from behind... I ready to shoot.... then.. .... slow motion.... aaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click click click!
Tio liao.. the person kanna shoot. Three times! One at the spine. One at the arm. The last one at the head. Muahahaha.... I so pro... can still zoom and focus and set aperture size. Muahahahaaha
Ok wahtever la. Clara always say I very drama online.. is it true?
So I take picture.
This is my living room. Living room actually suppsoed to have ppl living in it... but all this room has is a plant... which actually not living. Cos its plastic. I 24 hrs inmy room.. my sister 17 hrs in her room and the rest of the hrs is either go see ah gua boyfriend or in NTU doing work.
This is the tv room. And that is the super waste-of-money osim massage chair which... to tell you the truth ar.... DOESN’T WORK. I dunno why everyone else sit there say very shiok like orgasm like that. I sit there I feel like idiot sia.... bo feeling wan....
.... but I think a lot of ppl like the seat vibration feature. Very accurate in tickling the “interesting spot” of our below there. LOL.
So on my bike... in “samurai mode”.... I go find nice thing to tio. I take a lot of pictures.
Man in orange.
Yishun pond. Now the place quite nice. Last time quite bare. Never look like pond. Look more like toilet bowl hole if you see from the sky.. But now the Ho Peng Kee plant flowers... plant trees... very nice already. And because of the pressure from the water vapour evaporating from the pond, and oxygen from the trees surrounding the pond, in addition to Yishun Park (which is actually a small hill) that is located across the road, the resulting difference in air pressure within the near environment creates what we call, “wind”.
Yishun Pond is very breezy la. See.. say like that so simple rite? Haiyo! *slaps head*
The neighbourhood’s uncle, Mr. Lim Nee Soon. When I grow old I wan to be like him.... have beard.. botak... wearing suit.. got stick and go stand on top of a stone to suntan until brown in colour like that.
And of course.... err..... eh what did Nee Soon do ar? I only know got something to do with durian plantation or something.
Omg yishun was a durian plantation?!!?!
Actually I quite surprised all the idiot vandilisers never vandalise statues like these. Why? all scared ar?
Maybe got curse. 0.0.
I think really got curse! Because when I take picture I never ask for permission. So while I was cycling else where.. actually going to Clara’s district..... I reached the slip road near the Yishun Swimming Pool.
Got ppl crossing the road. Fine la. I samurai on bike so must bow bow give respect let the ppl go. But normally ppl will walk, first on the concrete... then on the zebra corssing line... then up the slope of the pavement rite?
But I dunno why... I waiting ON THE CURB hor.... then this fat mama (dressed in nightgown, white hair tied in a bun... with a chao face... walkin side to side like wearing pampers... the usual...) look at me. She sway left right left right still stare at me.
Like what???!?!! so what I got chicken floss for hair think nice to see izzit?!?!?
And dunno why... she come sway sway towards me! And im on the curb! And beside me got lamp post! So I figured maybe her white hair is actually an alien and has eaten her brain now it wants to eat me! Her left foot start to climb onto the curb.. right beside me... so I quickly siam and BAM BOOM BAO!!!!!!!!!
.
.
My bike wheels slam on the road... my chain come off...
But its not like that is weird la... my bike so rusty everytime chain come off. But this time the chain come off like got resistance. The chao mama go already.. I quickly bring my backside and horse to the junction there. Then see my chain. Ok.. chain come off.. so simple... put back lor. I not scared of what dirty things like grease la or oil la.. like so what.... that time when I was young the Sarawak River is FULL OF OIL ok!
So I thought put back,.. skali.... GASP!!! YOU CHAO MAMA!!!
You all see my cogwheel. That big big disc with spikes. Can see anything unusual?
No?... cannot ar?
Pa jiao.. nvm I help you see...
AAAA!!!!!! KAN NI NA BUAY CCB!!!!! (haahaha finally I scold bad word. )
I qucikly call jason (goh) cos my dear dear dying. But he studying.. (oh ya jason,... ur voice was SUPER SEXY that day...) and he cannot come cycle to where I am with a hammer. So I thought..., “Okay... I go walk to ur hse then.”
“YOU SIAO AR?!!??! YOU KNOW HWERE MY HOUSE ANOT?!!?!”
Eh I know what.. so near... its just.......
*zoom out from eyes...*
AAA!!!
This is where I am.
This is where Jason is.
This is how far we are from each other.
Its like Romeo and Juliet (the real one.. not my version).. so close yet so far. Can hear his voice yet cannot see backside.
So he ask me go see tharik.
I think and think.....
Okay.. can.. makes more sense la.
Uhhh.. yaaaa.... I stop by 7-11 to buy water.... go help bangla carry things... exhange phone number.... tka epicture together... walk some more see got flasher... so I flash him back then he run so I chase chase chase while I shouting, “WAN SEE ANOT?!?!? SEE LA!!! SEE SEE SEEE!!!!!”.... then I go help little girl stand because she fall down.
So I went to tharik’s block.
His block lift so freaking high tech ar!
Inside the lift they put camera..... then ppl waiting for lift can see what ppl in the lift are doing cos got one big big tv for them to see. Like.. ooo!!!!!! Bo privacy ar!
So that time in the lift I tahan tahan myself make sure I dun touch myself. (LOL)..
I got out the lift... I call tharik out.
So he come out..
Skali he see me... see my camera... then OMG~!!! AAAA!!!!!
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
Tharik dun run lei~!!!!!!!! OIE!!!!!
.
.
“Eh help me fix my bike la!!!! OIE!!!!”
He peek from behind the door.... look at my camera... look at my bike... look at me cos I was wearing shorts and leg hair so ugly look like someone balding liddat....
“You put ur camera away!”
“HAIZ!!! OKAY LA OKAY LA!!! PUT LIAO LAR!!!! NOW COME OUT!!!! HELP ME FIX MY WHEEL!!! THE THING BEND!!”
He quickly run out....
.
...
kong kong kong.....
OIE OIE WHY YOU RUN AWAY!!!!! YOU LIKE HAMSTER LIKE THAT!
“I scared la! You got camera!!!”
WTF?!?!?!?!!?
“EH YOU LEFT UR TOOOLS OUTSIDE!!
He come shout, “YOU KEEP LA!”
Lol okay lor... ..
Yeah rite... I took the tools then put in fornt of his door.
I go check check my cogwheel....
Looks straight... so I try cycle cycle at the lift landing like one bloody koo koo. One old auntie come up fmr the stairs see me like koo koo liddat go round round round like merry go round. Damn pai seh okay!
So my bike ok la... Thanks to Tharik.
THANKS HOR, THARIK!
So off I went.
I now very scared... my dear dear alsmost broken liddat. So sad. So to show my love I go take pictures of her.
I took two.
But I dunno which one is nice lei.
So at night I show clara ask her see which one is nice.
She say this one is nice...
.
..
..
Nice ar? Really?
Clara... nice meh?
She say is because the, “front part focus the back part not focus so common de so I like this wan...”
I think I like the other "common" one better....
.....
....
....
...
Nice anot ar?
.... aiya two minds means two opinions la. .... whatever la! LOL. I like her, so nvm. HAHAHAH
So that ends my journey. For now. Wah lau this post sibeh full of nonsense sia....
Thanks clara and tharik and Jason and Jason and Zien for giving me something to blog about. Rawk on!
... oo... rawk on..... which reminds me... I wonder what Sly is doing now.... (now no events what...)
in my next post ill be teaching Photoshop again. muahahaa.... hasrul... excited?
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Saturday, February 25, 2006
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EDIT: Added opinions on recent TAMMY case.
They all say we brother brother.
Stay together.
Fight each other.
Eat together
And will die together.
I say they all fuck off.
Cos whatever they see is all bluff.
You where got protect me.
Gang come want fight
You stand there see see.
You damn stupid right?
Every cb day I kanna suan.
From you.
and you dunno when to stop,
You chao bu lu.
They all say we so close.
Sleep together.
Protect girlfriend.
Compliment each other father.
I say they all fuck off
Cos whatever they see is bluff.
I fuck your girlfriend.
You wan say what?
You also do the same to mine what
with all your other kakis.
Liddat still can call friend?
But I dun care.
Brother brother
Scold my mother.
We die die still friend what, brother.
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I write poem... swee anot?
Anyways I update you all a bit.
I no longer have any camera to play around with. I gave Joyce back her camera (so sad... now im so bored)... and singwei has my video camera. More sian. But nvm tml I try get it back frm him.... if he;s not in camp la. i hope not.
Im in need for work. But I not gonna do stupid sales again. That time Aik and me were working at PacNet at the science hub for abt two days. FUCKING SIAN~!
Work in office only learn to breathe air and touch paper. All I see is word word word word word on the compter screen... so quiet... nothing is moving... only aik and me..
Actually no la.. aik was on resting mode so he also not moving. Other than do nothing we sai kang go clean storeroom... follow lau jiao around the office and then go walk fifty thousand kilometres just to have lunch at canteen where everyone so anti social to strangers. Like wtf la. Ask for more egg auntie come kpkb. Ccb la... but then again... doesn’t mean she chao chao means the whole canteen chao chao.
That was the first and last time i took part time job.
So now I looking for work where I can sit at home and play with Photoshop. Freddie help me look where. He say go Straits times newspaper .. under classifieds. Tomorrow morning I go see.
Or take photo la.... I so wan to take photo of ppl. I like people. I like to see faces in my photgraphs.
My school holiday start already. Two months long. Maybe should go on pcc-spree? HAHAHAHA... siao ar later my ball shrink then look like stray dog de.
Startin of my course school holiodays always very bad for me. Because I no exam, so got two weeks extra. And the two weeks all my friends in school doing exam. -.- .... like jason liddat. Now its 3 am in the morning. I half naked in the house.... changing clothes cos later going to cycle alone at night. Should be nice la but then if got Jason even more fun.
So anyways this weekend im going to start a small video for you all to see. Actually I want to do this thing like next week or something but after today the gathering..... I pull the thing make it as soon as possible cos inside got a lot of message. You all just wait. I rather not kpkb yet.
So that’s it la. In the mean time please enjoy your weekends. Spend time with your father mother sister brother uncle auntie..... tell the ppl u always talk to that you love them. SPEND TIME WITH PEOPLE. (cos I know some of us dunno how to mix around and that is so against the laws of nature).
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....... the Cartoon Network on the tv so irritating.. diaoz...
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Wah lau~!!! Ccb sia.... I went to check who see my blog then I suddenly I saw “technorati.com... bla bla bla.... nayang poly sex video.”
0.0 ...
Then I see some more... “technorati.com... bla bla lba... tammy nyp video.”
0.00.0.0.0.0.0
Then a few links after that....”technorati .com.... nyp tammy video”.
And more~!!!
“technorati.com... ngee ann poly sex video.”
“technorati.com.... singapore poly sex video...”
"technorati.com..... temasek poly sex video.."
WHAT THE?!!??!!!? Ok la I know about the Tammy video (and see also. So cute..) but wtf why skali all the other poly name come out!?!?!?! Typical la.... one school got hydroplant garden all other school wan follow....
Ehhh I wanna see the Singapore Poly sex video lei.... I heard that last year during their Year One orientation got orgy !!!! and if u dunno what orgy is.... orgy is when we all human being become animals then go fcuck all the friend's girlfriend and friend together at one go with the friend join in together. The sight is disgusting.
Since everyone now blogging abt the tammy video (you all damn late sia... readers of xialanxue knew about it two days before newspaper noe. And newspaper also so fucking sissy dunno what he reporting.).
edit: XIALANXUE HAS BEEN CLOSED!!!!.... another good blog dies because that little bunch of readers who misinterpret meanings and udnno hwo to read word for word and form up conceptions in their own minds then spreading it out like..... like whatever la.
My comment on the tammy thing is....almost the same as rockson tan of rockson.blogspot.com and that is..... "YOU ALL SO SHOCKED FOR WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!"
Like.. sooooo???.. student have sex.... common what. I tell you I can grab ten of my friends now and I confirm can guarantee that at least four them got poke hole or poke ppl hole before. some poke hole at 13 years old some more.
Then some got ssay...”eeee.... I see brrraad....” LOL.
But anyways I think the whole hoobla abt this video is because someone go post to all the lecturer and students bla bla bla. Some say is girl. Some say is guy.
I say doesn’t matter. Because the fella is a koo koo. some say is because of jealousy and whtever.... and if the distributor working on that reasoning then I say koo koo bird fly away never come back because the fella will get caught by police and da tou then will die die die~!!!!!!
But then again.. maybe the tammy is bad girl and very xia lan...and talka lot and nobody likes her. If that’s the case then ok la... retribution. HAHAHAH..
But no la... she shouldn’t be. I saw another of her picture (this time not naked) in hardwarezone forums and she looks decent like any other girl out there. Aiya I also read read from ppl say she not those xia lan type.
So it’s the distributor’s fault. You die ar!
But then ppl always talk abt tammy. Why not talk abt the guy?
Orh I know why.... is because “guys are like that”. So ppl close not only one eye. They close THREE eyes (because the dick also got one eye).
Which is not fair la actually. But nvm.. got such thing as yin and yang.... one day wil even out.
So there... now I join the masses already.. talkin abt tammy.
Now can you all just forget it? so much fuss for nothing.
They all say we brother brother.
Stay together.
Fight each other.
Eat together
And will die together.
I say they all fuck off.
Cos whatever they see is all bluff.
You where got protect me.
Gang come want fight
You stand there see see.
You damn stupid right?
Every cb day I kanna suan.
From you.
and you dunno when to stop,
You chao bu lu.
They all say we so close.
Sleep together.
Protect girlfriend.
Compliment each other father.
I say they all fuck off
Cos whatever they see is bluff.
I fuck your girlfriend.
You wan say what?
You also do the same to mine what
with all your other kakis.
Liddat still can call friend?
But I dun care.
Brother brother
Scold my mother.
We die die still friend what, brother.
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I write poem... swee anot?
Anyways I update you all a bit.
I no longer have any camera to play around with. I gave Joyce back her camera (so sad... now im so bored)... and singwei has my video camera. More sian. But nvm tml I try get it back frm him.... if he;s not in camp la. i hope not.
Im in need for work. But I not gonna do stupid sales again. That time Aik and me were working at PacNet at the science hub for abt two days. FUCKING SIAN~!
Work in office only learn to breathe air and touch paper. All I see is word word word word word on the compter screen... so quiet... nothing is moving... only aik and me..
Actually no la.. aik was on resting mode so he also not moving. Other than do nothing we sai kang go clean storeroom... follow lau jiao around the office and then go walk fifty thousand kilometres just to have lunch at canteen where everyone so anti social to strangers. Like wtf la. Ask for more egg auntie come kpkb. Ccb la... but then again... doesn’t mean she chao chao means the whole canteen chao chao.
That was the first and last time i took part time job.
So now I looking for work where I can sit at home and play with Photoshop. Freddie help me look where. He say go Straits times newspaper .. under classifieds. Tomorrow morning I go see.
Or take photo la.... I so wan to take photo of ppl. I like people. I like to see faces in my photgraphs.
My school holiday start already. Two months long. Maybe should go on pcc-spree? HAHAHAHA... siao ar later my ball shrink then look like stray dog de.
Startin of my course school holiodays always very bad for me. Because I no exam, so got two weeks extra. And the two weeks all my friends in school doing exam. -.- .... like jason liddat. Now its 3 am in the morning. I half naked in the house.... changing clothes cos later going to cycle alone at night. Should be nice la but then if got Jason even more fun.
So anyways this weekend im going to start a small video for you all to see. Actually I want to do this thing like next week or something but after today the gathering..... I pull the thing make it as soon as possible cos inside got a lot of message. You all just wait. I rather not kpkb yet.
So that’s it la. In the mean time please enjoy your weekends. Spend time with your father mother sister brother uncle auntie..... tell the ppl u always talk to that you love them. SPEND TIME WITH PEOPLE. (cos I know some of us dunno how to mix around and that is so against the laws of nature).
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....... the Cartoon Network on the tv so irritating.. diaoz...
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Wah lau~!!! Ccb sia.... I went to check who see my blog then I suddenly I saw “technorati.com... bla bla bla.... nayang poly sex video.”
0.0 ...
Then I see some more... “technorati.com... bla bla lba... tammy nyp video.”
0.00.0.0.0.0.0
Then a few links after that....”technorati .com.... nyp tammy video”.
And more~!!!
“technorati.com... ngee ann poly sex video.”
“technorati.com.... singapore poly sex video...”
"technorati.com..... temasek poly sex video.."
WHAT THE?!!??!!!? Ok la I know about the Tammy video (and see also. So cute..) but wtf why skali all the other poly name come out!?!?!?! Typical la.... one school got hydroplant garden all other school wan follow....
Ehhh I wanna see the Singapore Poly sex video lei.... I heard that last year during their Year One orientation got orgy !!!! and if u dunno what orgy is.... orgy is when we all human being become animals then go fcuck all the friend's girlfriend and friend together at one go with the friend join in together. The sight is disgusting.
Since everyone now blogging abt the tammy video (you all damn late sia... readers of xialanxue knew about it two days before newspaper noe. And newspaper also so fucking sissy dunno what he reporting.).
edit: XIALANXUE HAS BEEN CLOSED!!!!.... another good blog dies because that little bunch of readers who misinterpret meanings and udnno hwo to read word for word and form up conceptions in their own minds then spreading it out like..... like whatever la.
My comment on the tammy thing is....almost the same as rockson tan of rockson.blogspot.com and that is..... "YOU ALL SO SHOCKED FOR WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!"
Like.. sooooo???.. student have sex.... common what. I tell you I can grab ten of my friends now and I confirm can guarantee that at least four them got poke hole or poke ppl hole before. some poke hole at 13 years old some more.
Then some got ssay...”eeee.... I see brrraad....” LOL.
But anyways I think the whole hoobla abt this video is because someone go post to all the lecturer and students bla bla bla. Some say is girl. Some say is guy.
I say doesn’t matter. Because the fella is a koo koo. some say is because of jealousy and whtever.... and if the distributor working on that reasoning then I say koo koo bird fly away never come back because the fella will get caught by police and da tou then will die die die~!!!!!!
But then again.. maybe the tammy is bad girl and very xia lan...and talka lot and nobody likes her. If that’s the case then ok la... retribution. HAHAHAH..
But no la... she shouldn’t be. I saw another of her picture (this time not naked) in hardwarezone forums and she looks decent like any other girl out there. Aiya I also read read from ppl say she not those xia lan type.
So it’s the distributor’s fault. You die ar!
But then ppl always talk abt tammy. Why not talk abt the guy?
Orh I know why.... is because “guys are like that”. So ppl close not only one eye. They close THREE eyes (because the dick also got one eye).
Which is not fair la actually. But nvm.. got such thing as yin and yang.... one day wil even out.
So there... now I join the masses already.. talkin abt tammy.
Now can you all just forget it? so much fuss for nothing.
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Friday, February 24, 2006
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EDIT: Video added in player.
“wei...”
“yeah?”
Jerome called today.
“where you.”
“at home... doing project.”
“orh.....”
Silence...
“yeah why?”
“nothing la....”
For sure got something wrong. His voice never sound so down liddat. Like the person in the songka talkin on the phone.
“really.... you sure ar.”
“nthing la....”
“orh... uh.. okay...”
Silence...
“.....i fucking hate my father.”
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Liew..... he call me at 4am in the morning... my eyeballs were sticking to my eyelids... my legs are having cramps....but im still staring at the computer doing my cg project.
“dun like that say ur father la....” I said.
“knn you try living with him la!.....nb cb eveynight come home drunk like cb fuck.. smell like one also... stupid father dunno how to take care of family ar!”
Jerome related the story to me.
Jerome’s dad is a gambler, a drinker, smoker and unemployed. He has two children to take care of. Jerome’s sister is twelve. The only way he supports his family is by gambling.
“and he gambler also tio sai ar! Give money to old men de lan jiao every fucking night under the block!”
“then ur mother leh?” I ask. (I know.. I very intrusive sometimes.)
“si liao...”
I should start to think before I talk.
“where you now? 4 am already....” I asked.. just to change topic.
“me ar? Now at Jurongpoint there. The interchange. I run from home.”
So I asked him what happened before that. He answered me in a mix of hokkien, english and mandarin. Im gonna write in english since I know only basic mandarin and hokkien vulgarities... nothing more.
“Just now I in my room with my sister. She ask me help her do homework. So difficult arh! I do her primary six work ar like doing sec three work! ...”
Uh.. okay....
“.... but then after that we heard a lot of noise outside. As in... like ppl want to bang down the door. Like angry ghost wan to come in like that. My sister damn scared to hear all the metal sound but I not scared. Cos I know is who. My father. Confirm. So I slowly walk walk to the door la.”
“I go there and see the cb head my blood boil. I swear to tua pei kong that I will some day kill my father if he always like this. You know what I saw anot? The door actually open already. The gate also open. Also not locked. But he drink drink drink until DRUNK the face all red like hell money ar cb!..... and that thing for sure I wun burn for him next time...”
Ya... I should really think twice before speaking again.
“I help my father open the door. This is normal la. You wun understand. You live so good life sia! Got father got mother got sister all stay together (he doesn’t know my dad doesn’t stay with us.) We hor.... the real people of Singapore this country..... the gahment call everyone else to forget. To FORGET ar! They pcb wan.. they pai seh to admit that in Singapore got people like us! With broken family... bo lui... bo luck... bo education.... simi lan jio island nation! Fuck you understand?!”
He was so worked up. 4am in the morning I’m getting a lecture from an actually very intellectual beng.
“cb the gahment ar! You wan to live here must be high class and must act act then can go suck golden ball knnbccb~~~!!!! Fuck la...you know ar. I tell you... actually I grow up I wan to be soldier. I wan to do something. Cannot always ba long long at jurong. But then I come home. Late at night.. I see my father liddat... then my sister future also... like damn cb sia! I damn doo lan this time. I buy for him chicken rice for dinner now got cockrach all over ar nb! I buy food for cockroach issit!?!?”
“So I go up to my father. Then I slap him. Slap slap slap till his face from red come out blood! KNNBPCB!!! I slap already feel cb damn song! “
Then I asked, “huh... then ur father nv slap you back ar?”
“WAH LAU YOU STOOPID OR WHAT?!!??! OF COURSE he slap me back la! NB.... he drunk ar still got energy to fucking fight. And he not only slap! He come box me also! Pua chi bei~! And you know what he say anot? He say, “Don’t be rude ar, boy....” “
“ RUDE his mother’s head! I scold him go fuck off because he lousy father. He come throw chair la... table la... iron la.... So I run out of the house. Then now walk walk lor. You where now? Want go eat?”
Siao.. 415am eat what?.... So I told him I cant. Though if he were in yishun I dun mind. I remember last year.... Aik clara donald and I met at 925 for er... dinner and breakfast called what ar? Dinfest?.... breakner? We all just played Conquer Online that time.
Ah yes.. the Conquer days..... it was like a dream... with real friends in it! Aik and Henry always protect my backside from other ppl and p-Level... muahaha...
Then when henry is away and aik is off to some higher-level land... I find clara. Then I sit one corner watch her kill monkeys and sand monsters while talkin abt donald. Haaha.
Okay sorry.. sidetrack.
Jerome spent the whole night around Jurong. He stayed over at a friend’s place.. and hasn’t gone home yet.
“I stil very doo lan with my father. Will always be la. haiz I very sad for my sister. Now I can only meet her under my block before she go school.”
Liew..... I really dunno what to say.
Anyone wan to make film?
“wei...”
“yeah?”
Jerome called today.
“where you.”
“at home... doing project.”
“orh.....”
Silence...
“yeah why?”
“nothing la....”
For sure got something wrong. His voice never sound so down liddat. Like the person in the songka talkin on the phone.
“really.... you sure ar.”
“nthing la....”
“orh... uh.. okay...”
Silence...
“.....i fucking hate my father.”
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Liew..... he call me at 4am in the morning... my eyeballs were sticking to my eyelids... my legs are having cramps....but im still staring at the computer doing my cg project.
“dun like that say ur father la....” I said.
“knn you try living with him la!.....nb cb eveynight come home drunk like cb fuck.. smell like one also... stupid father dunno how to take care of family ar!”
Jerome related the story to me.
Jerome’s dad is a gambler, a drinker, smoker and unemployed. He has two children to take care of. Jerome’s sister is twelve. The only way he supports his family is by gambling.
“and he gambler also tio sai ar! Give money to old men de lan jiao every fucking night under the block!”
“then ur mother leh?” I ask. (I know.. I very intrusive sometimes.)
“si liao...”
I should start to think before I talk.
“where you now? 4 am already....” I asked.. just to change topic.
“me ar? Now at Jurongpoint there. The interchange. I run from home.”
So I asked him what happened before that. He answered me in a mix of hokkien, english and mandarin. Im gonna write in english since I know only basic mandarin and hokkien vulgarities... nothing more.
“Just now I in my room with my sister. She ask me help her do homework. So difficult arh! I do her primary six work ar like doing sec three work! ...”
Uh.. okay....
“.... but then after that we heard a lot of noise outside. As in... like ppl want to bang down the door. Like angry ghost wan to come in like that. My sister damn scared to hear all the metal sound but I not scared. Cos I know is who. My father. Confirm. So I slowly walk walk to the door la.”
“I go there and see the cb head my blood boil. I swear to tua pei kong that I will some day kill my father if he always like this. You know what I saw anot? The door actually open already. The gate also open. Also not locked. But he drink drink drink until DRUNK the face all red like hell money ar cb!..... and that thing for sure I wun burn for him next time...”
Ya... I should really think twice before speaking again.
“I help my father open the door. This is normal la. You wun understand. You live so good life sia! Got father got mother got sister all stay together (he doesn’t know my dad doesn’t stay with us.) We hor.... the real people of Singapore this country..... the gahment call everyone else to forget. To FORGET ar! They pcb wan.. they pai seh to admit that in Singapore got people like us! With broken family... bo lui... bo luck... bo education.... simi lan jio island nation! Fuck you understand?!”
He was so worked up. 4am in the morning I’m getting a lecture from an actually very intellectual beng.
“cb the gahment ar! You wan to live here must be high class and must act act then can go suck golden ball knnbccb~~~!!!! Fuck la...you know ar. I tell you... actually I grow up I wan to be soldier. I wan to do something. Cannot always ba long long at jurong. But then I come home. Late at night.. I see my father liddat... then my sister future also... like damn cb sia! I damn doo lan this time. I buy for him chicken rice for dinner now got cockrach all over ar nb! I buy food for cockroach issit!?!?”
“So I go up to my father. Then I slap him. Slap slap slap till his face from red come out blood! KNNBPCB!!! I slap already feel cb damn song! “
Then I asked, “huh... then ur father nv slap you back ar?”
“WAH LAU YOU STOOPID OR WHAT?!!??! OF COURSE he slap me back la! NB.... he drunk ar still got energy to fucking fight. And he not only slap! He come box me also! Pua chi bei~! And you know what he say anot? He say, “Don’t be rude ar, boy....” “
“ RUDE his mother’s head! I scold him go fuck off because he lousy father. He come throw chair la... table la... iron la.... So I run out of the house. Then now walk walk lor. You where now? Want go eat?”
Siao.. 415am eat what?.... So I told him I cant. Though if he were in yishun I dun mind. I remember last year.... Aik clara donald and I met at 925 for er... dinner and breakfast called what ar? Dinfest?.... breakner? We all just played Conquer Online that time.
Ah yes.. the Conquer days..... it was like a dream... with real friends in it! Aik and Henry always protect my backside from other ppl and p-Level... muahaha...
Then when henry is away and aik is off to some higher-level land... I find clara. Then I sit one corner watch her kill monkeys and sand monsters while talkin abt donald. Haaha.
Okay sorry.. sidetrack.
Jerome spent the whole night around Jurong. He stayed over at a friend’s place.. and hasn’t gone home yet.
“I stil very doo lan with my father. Will always be la. haiz I very sad for my sister. Now I can only meet her under my block before she go school.”
Liew..... I really dunno what to say.
Anyone wan to make film?
Posted by
Audi
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
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Good day!
Clara said it was okay for me to not update everyday (I was running under that pressure for the past... two months?) since “even XX doesn’t update everyday.”
Okay.. fine... but its not like I have flesh to show everyone and keep them erected for the next three days.
I’ve been thinking about something this whole week and I asked clara for opinions.
“Should I grab someone else to be my co-blogger?”
She said, “Touch me.”
Uh... okay.....I infront of my screen a bit excited already.
Then she laugh laugh laugh and said, “ok la.. Dun.. dun bring another person in.”
My heart break. I thought she really meant the first part.
jokin la.. she nv say "touch me"
Yup.. that;s it for formalities..
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MY SISTER PULL MY LEG!!!!
She nv got into Singapore Idol!!! Aaaaaa ccb she bluff me sia.... .... did you all read her comments on the previous post? Nb.. she say what, “trying to see my reaction....”
Ok.. you wan reaction? Ok come.... I very doo lan.... I spend so many hrs talkin to javis and telling him abt this and that till I quit singing... aaa now u come say u bluff only.. ok......
You just wait....
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Some of you ask me how I do the Queen Hasrul / Hasrita picture
Oh ya oh ya!!!!!
I tell you all story first.
That night the last post was put up... hasrul come to me.
He say, “OIE~!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT!!!”
“HAHAHAHhaahaa pretty anot?”
I thought he will kpkb then we have another childish fight. But then.. 0.0!
“OF COURSE!! IT”S SOOOOO PRETTYY!!!!! I LIKE IT!”
“wtf you serious ar?”
“Like.. duh~~~...... it’s so cute!”
So I go check his blog.... earth-virgo.blogspot.com
...... and WTF?!?!?!! You all go read.... he’s CELEBRATING!
Oh and.. ya.... hasrull.... I took those two pics u posted up as well... might come in handy for the future.
Anyways.... later he come tell me, “OMG did you know that my WHOLE FAMILY noes about it?!”
“Huh how they noe...”
“My brother come kpo when I reading ur blog.......” he say. “.... and then he printed the pic and passed it to my mum.”
WHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAh WTF SIA......!!!!!!!
And even worse.... you know what was the mum’s reaction?
“...and she sent to to ALL MY AUNTIE AND UNCLE!”
What the cb~!!!!!! got this kind of mother.... I will very scared when I pcc-ing. Skali she take picture and send to sgboy.com. ZZZZzzzzz
But nvm la.... then I will be like the hot topic in sgboy. Mauahahahaha.....
Ok anyways.....
I show you all how I do the thing. (you can click on the pictures)
Firstly is to make use of layering. In my computer graphics class, I learn how useful layering is. Basically layering is like putting one image on top of the other la.
This is the face layer.
After I get the face, I position onto the original face.. make it swee swee... then erase off the parts of his face which overlap the hair (which was a lot la since his face fucking big!)
Then problem come. The fringe!
So what I did was copy the original fringe... copy and paste into new layer nia...
In the pic above what I did was decrease the opacity so you all can understand better.
After that was on how to make his chao tar face become so fair like snow white and the chee kor pek dwarves. (oh ya... later I show you all my chee kor pek project. Kwang Wei tease me all the way today when I about to present to class....)
This... is a very useful tool also (aiya.. basically whtever cheem cheem thing you see in photoshop is useful okay.)
Is called “curves”.
U can find it under “image”... then “adjustments”. A curve will appear and you can tinker with it. After a while you feel like you are playin Battleships la. Sit down there tiao tiao tiao....
Some may say... “But I can use hue/saturation also neeehhhhhhzzzzzZzzz”
I say fuck you. Can dun act cute? " I luurb miiee eeuu lurve eeuu" ccb kanna sai understand?!
No la joking. Liddat also can start fight. Muahaha...
I read from a book that the curves graph retains the shadows and higlights of the selection. Which means hor... your shadow wun suddenly turn purple or any other colour. I think. That’s what they say la. You all go try. Come back tell me if true anot. If not true I throw the book back at the Popular bookstore person’s face. Ask him dun cheat my money next time.
Another tool I wan to show you all which I found in class and is probably the most crucial one to master is called the..... Quick Mask tool.
In your toolbox ar...got these two rectangle with circle inside. By default, the left rectangle is selected. But by not default, if you click the right rectangle, you will enter quick mask mode. And this is the fun part.
You all select the toothbrush tool..... eh no.. wait.. not toothbrush...... is paintbrush. Or airbrush. Or is it? .......... simi lanjiao la! that one la you all use to draw draw wan la!
Ok u MUST put ur colour palette to black and white. Black means select. White means bo select. And the colour pallette is also in ur toolbox in case you pa jiao. I also pa jiao sometimes. That time I go Northpoint toilet dunno for what I pee in the sink. HAHAHAH.
With the black selected... you paint on the part u want selected. Like for me here... I become notti a bit. IF u click on ur brush size that icon thingy.. a menu will appear. U see the one called Hardness? Ya.. hardness.. like, “The hardness of his erection caused me a stiff neck for a week.”. Basically if u put hardness to the max, ur selection will be very defined. Simi is defined? It means very clear... very focused.. very sexy. Like me.
But if you put hardness the lowest... the selection become featheared... like blur blur liddat... which is like Tharik la. During NCC that time in East Coast Park we ask him take bicycle go look for Mam he say okay okay, turn around, then hit a coconut tree.
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ok la I bluff you only. The east coast park thing never happenned. Fine fine FINE!
If u wan to change the colour pink to sth else, just double click the rectangle button that one. Then u can select colour. Because soemtimes if you use pink and then you want to select sth pink like your boyfriend’s second head... how can? Kwah simi?? Correct bo?
So once u notti notti select the neh neh everything, click back on the left retangle box,
Then liddat la.
After this you can copy that slected area... then u can do whteever u want on it like brightness... filter... bla bla bla... and only that area will be affected.
Also.. this is how I slected hasrul’s face.... and basically all my things la including Tharik Bighead..... Fairy Teng... and Raiders.
So today you all learn how to use layers, curves... and the quick mask tool.
Happy anot? Say thank you lea..... hahaha.....
Ok now I show you all some frames from my chee kor pek project.
That day.. at Toa neh bu Payoh, our talents read the sccript and their backside tear ar!
The ang moh come complain, “I wouldn’t agree if it were to be THAT sleasy!”
The chinese girl... who for some reason keep emphasizing she is straight (eh girl.. you homophobic ar? Your mass comm is FULL of HOMO okay! Scared what?!?!?!) sit down and say, “uh.... okay..... I might be TOO STRAIGHT to do the kissing scene.”
Then that time durign the kissing scene she keep asking, “You guys do know I’m straight rite? You guys do rite? Do you?”
Shah doo lan already, “Ya la YA LA!!! can u just freaking kiss her?!”
Our guy talent was a sissy gay though. Whahahaha..... Shah disturb him, “Okay when you come into the room and see those two on the bed, I want you to scream, okay?”
“okay...” then the Weiming walk away...
Shah call him again, “Eh when you scream ar, I dun want the pondan to shout okay! I wan you to shout like a man!”
“SHUT UP LAR!” then Weiming so cute wiggle his butt out of the room. LOL!
Download the video here.
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/meinbereich/Videos/photog%20final.wmv
Here are the frames.
This picture very interesting also. You believe anot that they cleared the boot and squeezed me inside? So cool! Muahaha...... then ccb sia... the ang moh close the boot and I cant get out cos got no handle! NB....
Then what? To see the full story, please watch the video... although its lousy in terms of story, sound and editing......... just watch la.
I now waiting for Freddie to send me his video. He do with his HD DSLR camera... FUCKING NICE OKAY! Then all the multi-shots everything he put together.. sibeh damn shiok ar! But aiyo... just like many of ours... no story. No plot. Blaa.....
Once he send me the video I’ll put the link here and put a big red EDIT at the top of this post. Okay?
Btw.... the last picture there... come... I show you the original picture.
Eh eh eh?!?!?!?! Why got bra? Eh? Why? omg?! Why! omg omg omg!!!!
LOL ok la im overeacting. Basically I erased away the bra and singlet away so that I can make the story more chee kor pek-ish. If u see the edited photo you can see the messy work I did to erase the straps. But I think on first glance is okay la... some of my frens ask wtf is that mass of white. I had to tell them it’s a shoulder. -.-
Before I end..... I would like to express my deepest sympathy to....
.... BURGER KING of Yishun 10.
AAAA!!!!!!! They renovating the place.... where do I find food now?!?!?!! BK pwNzz Mac Donald’s!
In the next post... I will get back at my sister. Muahahahaa......
...muahahaaha.... muahaauhahaaha.... MAuaUHAuhahahhahaa........ MAUAHAHHAAHA.....!!!!!!
But for now I practising CS.....
*closes door.*
Clara said it was okay for me to not update everyday (I was running under that pressure for the past... two months?) since “even XX doesn’t update everyday.”
Okay.. fine... but its not like I have flesh to show everyone and keep them erected for the next three days.
I’ve been thinking about something this whole week and I asked clara for opinions.
“Should I grab someone else to be my co-blogger?”
She said, “Touch me.”
Uh... okay.....I infront of my screen a bit excited already.
Then she laugh laugh laugh and said, “ok la.. Dun.. dun bring another person in.”
My heart break. I thought she really meant the first part.
jokin la.. she nv say "touch me"
Yup.. that;s it for formalities..
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MY SISTER PULL MY LEG!!!!
She nv got into Singapore Idol!!! Aaaaaa ccb she bluff me sia.... .... did you all read her comments on the previous post? Nb.. she say what, “trying to see my reaction....”
Ok.. you wan reaction? Ok come.... I very doo lan.... I spend so many hrs talkin to javis and telling him abt this and that till I quit singing... aaa now u come say u bluff only.. ok......
You just wait....
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Some of you ask me how I do the Queen Hasrul / Hasrita picture
Oh ya oh ya!!!!!
I tell you all story first.
That night the last post was put up... hasrul come to me.
He say, “OIE~!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT!!!”
“HAHAHAHhaahaa pretty anot?”
I thought he will kpkb then we have another childish fight. But then.. 0.0!
“OF COURSE!! IT”S SOOOOO PRETTYY!!!!! I LIKE IT!”
“wtf you serious ar?”
“Like.. duh~~~...... it’s so cute!”
So I go check his blog.... earth-virgo.blogspot.com
...... and WTF?!?!?!! You all go read.... he’s CELEBRATING!
Oh and.. ya.... hasrull.... I took those two pics u posted up as well... might come in handy for the future.
Anyways.... later he come tell me, “OMG did you know that my WHOLE FAMILY noes about it?!”
“Huh how they noe...”
“My brother come kpo when I reading ur blog.......” he say. “.... and then he printed the pic and passed it to my mum.”
WHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAh WTF SIA......!!!!!!!
And even worse.... you know what was the mum’s reaction?
“...and she sent to to ALL MY AUNTIE AND UNCLE!”
What the cb~!!!!!! got this kind of mother.... I will very scared when I pcc-ing. Skali she take picture and send to sgboy.com. ZZZZzzzzz
But nvm la.... then I will be like the hot topic in sgboy. Mauahahahaha.....
Ok anyways.....
I show you all how I do the thing. (you can click on the pictures)
Firstly is to make use of layering. In my computer graphics class, I learn how useful layering is. Basically layering is like putting one image on top of the other la.
This is the face layer.
After I get the face, I position onto the original face.. make it swee swee... then erase off the parts of his face which overlap the hair (which was a lot la since his face fucking big!)
Then problem come. The fringe!
So what I did was copy the original fringe... copy and paste into new layer nia...
In the pic above what I did was decrease the opacity so you all can understand better.
After that was on how to make his chao tar face become so fair like snow white and the chee kor pek dwarves. (oh ya... later I show you all my chee kor pek project. Kwang Wei tease me all the way today when I about to present to class....)
This... is a very useful tool also (aiya.. basically whtever cheem cheem thing you see in photoshop is useful okay.)
Is called “curves”.
U can find it under “image”... then “adjustments”. A curve will appear and you can tinker with it. After a while you feel like you are playin Battleships la. Sit down there tiao tiao tiao....
Some may say... “But I can use hue/saturation also neeehhhhhhzzzzzZzzz”
I say fuck you. Can dun act cute? " I luurb miiee eeuu lurve eeuu" ccb kanna sai understand?!
No la joking. Liddat also can start fight. Muahaha...
I read from a book that the curves graph retains the shadows and higlights of the selection. Which means hor... your shadow wun suddenly turn purple or any other colour. I think. That’s what they say la. You all go try. Come back tell me if true anot. If not true I throw the book back at the Popular bookstore person’s face. Ask him dun cheat my money next time.
Another tool I wan to show you all which I found in class and is probably the most crucial one to master is called the..... Quick Mask tool.
In your toolbox ar...got these two rectangle with circle inside. By default, the left rectangle is selected. But by not default, if you click the right rectangle, you will enter quick mask mode. And this is the fun part.
You all select the toothbrush tool..... eh no.. wait.. not toothbrush...... is paintbrush. Or airbrush. Or is it? .......... simi lanjiao la! that one la you all use to draw draw wan la!
Ok u MUST put ur colour palette to black and white. Black means select. White means bo select. And the colour pallette is also in ur toolbox in case you pa jiao. I also pa jiao sometimes. That time I go Northpoint toilet dunno for what I pee in the sink. HAHAHAH.
With the black selected... you paint on the part u want selected. Like for me here... I become notti a bit. IF u click on ur brush size that icon thingy.. a menu will appear. U see the one called Hardness? Ya.. hardness.. like, “The hardness of his erection caused me a stiff neck for a week.”. Basically if u put hardness to the max, ur selection will be very defined. Simi is defined? It means very clear... very focused.. very sexy. Like me.
But if you put hardness the lowest... the selection become featheared... like blur blur liddat... which is like Tharik la. During NCC that time in East Coast Park we ask him take bicycle go look for Mam he say okay okay, turn around, then hit a coconut tree.
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ok la I bluff you only. The east coast park thing never happenned. Fine fine FINE!
If u wan to change the colour pink to sth else, just double click the rectangle button that one. Then u can select colour. Because soemtimes if you use pink and then you want to select sth pink like your boyfriend’s second head... how can? Kwah simi?? Correct bo?
So once u notti notti select the neh neh everything, click back on the left retangle box,
Then liddat la.
After this you can copy that slected area... then u can do whteever u want on it like brightness... filter... bla bla bla... and only that area will be affected.
Also.. this is how I slected hasrul’s face.... and basically all my things la including Tharik Bighead..... Fairy Teng... and Raiders.
So today you all learn how to use layers, curves... and the quick mask tool.
Happy anot? Say thank you lea..... hahaha.....
Ok now I show you all some frames from my chee kor pek project.
That day.. at Toa neh bu Payoh, our talents read the sccript and their backside tear ar!
The ang moh come complain, “I wouldn’t agree if it were to be THAT sleasy!”
The chinese girl... who for some reason keep emphasizing she is straight (eh girl.. you homophobic ar? Your mass comm is FULL of HOMO okay! Scared what?!?!?!) sit down and say, “uh.... okay..... I might be TOO STRAIGHT to do the kissing scene.”
Then that time durign the kissing scene she keep asking, “You guys do know I’m straight rite? You guys do rite? Do you?”
Shah doo lan already, “Ya la YA LA!!! can u just freaking kiss her?!”
Our guy talent was a sissy gay though. Whahahaha..... Shah disturb him, “Okay when you come into the room and see those two on the bed, I want you to scream, okay?”
“okay...” then the Weiming walk away...
Shah call him again, “Eh when you scream ar, I dun want the pondan to shout okay! I wan you to shout like a man!”
“SHUT UP LAR!” then Weiming so cute wiggle his butt out of the room. LOL!
Download the video here.
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/meinbereich/Videos/photog%20final.wmv
Here are the frames.
This picture very interesting also. You believe anot that they cleared the boot and squeezed me inside? So cool! Muahaha...... then ccb sia... the ang moh close the boot and I cant get out cos got no handle! NB....
Then what? To see the full story, please watch the video... although its lousy in terms of story, sound and editing......... just watch la.
I now waiting for Freddie to send me his video. He do with his HD DSLR camera... FUCKING NICE OKAY! Then all the multi-shots everything he put together.. sibeh damn shiok ar! But aiyo... just like many of ours... no story. No plot. Blaa.....
Once he send me the video I’ll put the link here and put a big red EDIT at the top of this post. Okay?
Btw.... the last picture there... come... I show you the original picture.
Eh eh eh?!?!?!?! Why got bra? Eh? Why? omg?! Why! omg omg omg!!!!
LOL ok la im overeacting. Basically I erased away the bra and singlet away so that I can make the story more chee kor pek-ish. If u see the edited photo you can see the messy work I did to erase the straps. But I think on first glance is okay la... some of my frens ask wtf is that mass of white. I had to tell them it’s a shoulder. -.-
Before I end..... I would like to express my deepest sympathy to....
.... BURGER KING of Yishun 10.
AAAA!!!!!!! They renovating the place.... where do I find food now?!?!?!! BK pwNzz Mac Donald’s!
In the next post... I will get back at my sister. Muahahahaa......
...muahahaaha.... muahaauhahaaha.... MAuaUHAuhahahhahaa........ MAUAHAHHAAHA.....!!!!!!
But for now I practising CS.....
*closes door.*
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