Could you imagine this?
Say that you are jsut a little young teen boy.... when you wk eup in the morning, and get up from you mattress, the first thing you feel isnt your morning glory erection, but EXCRUTIATING pains in the ass and muscles of your limbs. As you limp towards the comp, switch on the monitor, you see nothing but fuzziness cos of the ever-rising degree in your eyes. And you realise you donthave any other degree but that.
Then you go out for a while, to get a hair cut. As your salon-ist gives u a nice wash and massage, she calmly says,"Your hair very dry ar.". As you quietly sigh and frown, you look into the mirror and realise your face is just one piece of meat covered in black dull skin.
Then when you reach your block, you climb up the stairs, and everystep you take, u start to get dizzy and u think that if u climb all the way to the 12 storey, you will be shivering, numb and near dead.
Ahh yes... that's the dilemma im going through. Sad; only 18 and feeling like a science degree holder.
So that's why i started a plan to do some outdoor activities, reserving my fridays for that since i not be having any school on friday. There's cycling and swimming top of the lsit now. Lion dance has to wait. I dun wanna wait up to 4 hrs after sch for CCA.
Yesterday i planned to go swimming. I needed the cholorine and chicks.
Don said he wanted to go to so i "picked" him up from Tampinese JC... in a bus!
The xia lan kia loves to give crappy directions so i almost landed my ass in toa payoh and he's there on the line calling me dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb OKAY I GET IT I'M A POLY STUDENT WHO STUDIES FILM AND I HAVENT DONE MATHS FOR TWO YEARS enough! He said i took the wrong bus btw.
Two short-tempered guys squabbling.... it leads inevetibly to the showdown; one of us has to cheer the other up.
I win this time. He saw me waiting with my ah beng squat-pose and new haircut with a tail so he kin kin bow down ask if can give blowjob. I say i dun wan.
Eventually we got to Yishun...... like.... after following him run his life. ZZzz... (see him cut his hair. see him bathe... see him eat... la la la la i should try that on him someday).
oh and... eentaully... it was alreayd so late (around 4pm), the rain was coming in, he say cancel swimming.
THANKS! I planned something which i planned to go myself and the plan gets scrapped because of someone who initially isnt even in the plan! Good game!
WE all know don as being the laziest self-centered bastard (before me) So when he said he wants to clean my room i went WHOOOO!!!!!!!! a servant!
and he did a GREAT JOB.
So great was his job that i found about 50 dollars worth in coins on my floor and my parents actualy told him,"Audi sucks. Could you be our son?"
okay no la actually they said sth like,"Could you influence him from now on?"
HAHAHA PPUHHHLLLEEASSEEE...... do my parents really want me to be more like Don? LOL i will be like... sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for two weeks.
Well that's my parents. Always envying JC kids. boo.
Pretty soon Henry and Tharik came. Aik didnt. As Tharik put it,"He thinks you are not worthwhile."
THANKS THARIK YOU KNN CCB.
WE did some gay stuff. We are so sad lonely single teenagers. :(
and btw.. he SPILLED WATER ON MY CHAO CHEE BAI KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER!!!!!! ..... and he still can blame other ppl!
before he get's the upper hand, i caught him surfing porn when noone was around. Just look at the expression!
lol ok he didnt surf porn in my room..that'll be the sickest thing in the world. But just look at the face! LOL
Say that you are jsut a little young teen boy.... when you wk eup in the morning, and get up from you mattress, the first thing you feel isnt your morning glory erection, but EXCRUTIATING pains in the ass and muscles of your limbs. As you limp towards the comp, switch on the monitor, you see nothing but fuzziness cos of the ever-rising degree in your eyes. And you realise you donthave any other degree but that.
Then you go out for a while, to get a hair cut. As your salon-ist gives u a nice wash and massage, she calmly says,"Your hair very dry ar.". As you quietly sigh and frown, you look into the mirror and realise your face is just one piece of meat covered in black dull skin.
Then when you reach your block, you climb up the stairs, and everystep you take, u start to get dizzy and u think that if u climb all the way to the 12 storey, you will be shivering, numb and near dead.
Ahh yes... that's the dilemma im going through. Sad; only 18 and feeling like a science degree holder.
So that's why i started a plan to do some outdoor activities, reserving my fridays for that since i not be having any school on friday. There's cycling and swimming top of the lsit now. Lion dance has to wait. I dun wanna wait up to 4 hrs after sch for CCA.
Yesterday i planned to go swimming. I needed the cholorine and chicks.
Don said he wanted to go to so i "picked" him up from Tampinese JC... in a bus!
The xia lan kia loves to give crappy directions so i almost landed my ass in toa payoh and he's there on the line calling me dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb OKAY I GET IT I'M A POLY STUDENT WHO STUDIES FILM AND I HAVENT DONE MATHS FOR TWO YEARS enough! He said i took the wrong bus btw.
Two short-tempered guys squabbling.... it leads inevetibly to the showdown; one of us has to cheer the other up.
I win this time. He saw me waiting with my ah beng squat-pose and new haircut with a tail so he kin kin bow down ask if can give blowjob. I say i dun wan.
Eventually we got to Yishun...... like.... after following him run his life. ZZzz... (see him cut his hair. see him bathe... see him eat... la la la la i should try that on him someday).
oh and... eentaully... it was alreayd so late (around 4pm), the rain was coming in, he say cancel swimming.
THANKS! I planned something which i planned to go myself and the plan gets scrapped because of someone who initially isnt even in the plan! Good game!
WE all know don as being the laziest self-centered bastard (before me) So when he said he wants to clean my room i went WHOOOO!!!!!!!! a servant!
and he did a GREAT JOB.
So great was his job that i found about 50 dollars worth in coins on my floor and my parents actualy told him,"Audi sucks. Could you be our son?"
okay no la actually they said sth like,"Could you influence him from now on?"
HAHAHA PPUHHHLLLEEASSEEE...... do my parents really want me to be more like Don? LOL i will be like... sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for two weeks.
Well that's my parents. Always envying JC kids. boo.
Pretty soon Henry and Tharik came. Aik didnt. As Tharik put it,"He thinks you are not worthwhile."
THANKS THARIK YOU KNN CCB.
WE did some gay stuff. We are so sad lonely single teenagers. :(
and btw.. he SPILLED WATER ON MY CHAO CHEE BAI KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER!!!!!! ..... and he still can blame other ppl!
before he get's the upper hand, i caught him surfing porn when noone was around. Just look at the expression!
lol ok he didnt surf porn in my room..that'll be the sickest thing in the world. But just look at the face! LOL
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