A few days ago i went to watch Mista and Missehs Smith (Smidd in Singlish) with Henry, Aik and the almighty Tharik Nezar son of Akbar. (keep in mind that Khalid and Akbar are frens.)

ahh yes the movie was interesting. the concept was new and the cinematography was somewhat awkward and broke the "ruling" somewhat. ahh yes.. media talk.

anyways i'm glad i could see them.... seems like these days... the only ones i see from "Ye Ol' Friends" are Javis, henry, Aik, Tharik, Nesh and JAASOONN~~!!! (aaaahhhhhh!! jason!!!! phheeeweeet!!).

The others? well some got lost in the jungles of love and others think they can live by their own so... yeah.

Yesterday i had dinner with aik. (that reminds me.. i wanna eat ice kachang....) After i finished eating my super expensive high class Japanese meal (that costs 3.90 and tastes like shite mixed with teriyaki sauce) and Aik was still eating his low-class Singaporean food called yong tau foo.... i took out my high class MADE IN CANADA notepad and gave him a high class HARVARD UNIVERSITY ACCENT interview.....

yeah dun u just hate it when people start boasting about other countries they've been to? erghh i have so many of that in FMS... blargh.. crapheads.

lolz no la actually i asked him how's he doing and stuff (sincerity is important in this as it will effect the efficiency and quality of communication. ahah.... psychology.) Seems like he doesnt like business IT mcuh... he's doing some engineering.. like.. building hardware and stuff (oo tts fun...) and his projects were pretty much very theory based... liek for example one of his projs is to create a computer based on a FIXED budget, that is given, to suit the needs of a certain customer. But does he go out to buy the stuff? NO. he has to sit down and just write out what hardware he'll buy. .... .... .... ...

and worse off... i aked him wht job prospects this course will lead him to, he answered, with some mee in his throat,"I dunno..."

lolz... oh and he went for facial... wheee.... so did vis. -.- boo....

and my "butt fluff" that interestingly enuf, grew on my forehead, is back. ARRGHH!!! rebond rebond rebond!

heyy yeah i was thinking of doing some beautification myself..... hmm skin whitening? bikini shave? skin treatment? LOLZ.... muahaha... ask someone come check my essentials.

and burn it. zzz.

Heyyy we had dancing today~~~ and ARGH!!! vis didnt come again. cos he was ill. tts wht he said. ill. and he can still go out with his other loser frens (peeet) elsewhere.. went smoking again huh? hmm.... if he does... grr....

well yeah some girls came over and asked where's vis.... but before i could answer they asked,"why do u look so tired today? u have sth on ur mind?"

ya damn rite i do, you sexy little babe that i'm gonna twirl around with later! Vis + probability of him smoking = angry me.

this equation applies to Ye Ol' Friends + pang seh-ing each other = angry me.

However Talkin to girls (or) conquering the dance floor with girls = happy me.

i lurve talkin to girls about personal things.. lolz....

most of them have some characteristics that u noe... ... make them have more sense and sexy-ness than guys. well most of them.

xinni's in dragonboat. LOLZ !!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!

I think ever since everyone gone to poly.. they've been somehwat happier. i mean.. duh. yeah they get to do those little things that other people of "ye Ol' Times" would laugh at (for example, fishing. or... latin dancing eh?)

havent told my parents abt dancing though. once they see how much touching happens every teusday and thrusday night, gosh, they'll drop dead at the entrance. (then i get about half of my parent's assets and bank account... whee. )

oh yeah, april, the script i showed u for the video project 2 has been cancelled. (yay or boo?) we only have 3 minutes for the final edited video so yeah we're going for the default script they gave us and adding a scene of our own behind. I will show thee the finished script soon-eth.

oo and gues what i learned. we shoudlnt brush our teeth with a lot of toothpaste as toothpaste alone... is poisonous. :)how much is too much? well... once t spreads over the entire length of ur bristles, its too much. :)
That was a health warning by Ngee Ann Polytechnic's Written Communication Module.

another thing was for guys... before shaving.. always wet ur chin (or other parts u wanan shave.. tee hee hee.... -.- ) with WARM water. why warm water? cos warm water opens up the pores of ur.. to-be-shaved area and hot water will burn you otherwise melt u if u are the "Butter Princess".. pretty common in Mass Com. besides.. ur hairs (other than head hair) are as strong as steelwool and u really wanan shave steelwool? as jason would say,"U nuts." BUT.... ur blade must be rinsed in COLD water. ahaaaaa.....
This was another health warning by Ngee Ann polytechinic's Writ Com Module.

oh and dun get me started abt tampons.

oh and did u hear that sex is a common thing among teenagers nowadays? that doesnmt mean u should do it though. urgh some guys cant take it when they see the real thing. trust me. ergh.
(sorry girls... was "ergh" too harsh?)

and thus... we burn our essentials when the hairdryer, put on full blast, is pointed into ur pants/boxers. Trust me.

And this is Bernard Chan, signing off from Channel News Asia...

la la la~~~ dum dum la la la..... -.-
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