CBB LA WTF IS UP WITH THE NEWSPAPERS?!
Firstly all these cb mainstream newspaper anyhow put a lot of stupid news like people getting raped or husband lan jiao get nyam nyam by crazy horse wife…. Which is ok if its in singapore la but KNNCCB tell us what’s happening in CHINA FOR CB WHAT EFF-GE-NATHAN?!
But ok relax limpei understand Singapore so tiny no news to report.. well at least to report about things that don’t defame the gahment lor. What the too too kueh nowadays the sweets all cb so ex! Import from where? Zhong guo LA! Catch no mutton curry understand anot!? Report that la! Dun give us nonsense like “orhhhh this is for the good of tourists.”
Tourist more important that own citizen’s well being? MIGRATE US AWAY CAN?
Then this smoking ban I just found out also. Got this dickhead columnist say things like, “OHHH I wondered why my dog shit suddenly taste so good at the hawker centre. Maybe is my dog face girlfriend perfume. Oh then it hit me – no smokers!”
YOU COME FROM OSAMA FAMILY RIGHT?! So narrow minded! Live in cave wan never come out see sun that’s why not strong got cancer and iq so low can write stupid comment like this!
Please la hor ban is ok ban la but cb wtf you give me 2 tables out of 100 you siao wan ar?! Smokers not all acrobats okay! Cannot make human pyramid cos since when school encourage us do all these kind of stuff wan?!?!? All only wan us get myopia and know the world reading about it in a stupid grey box in the middle of a lush green field. Step out of it only kanna disciplinary action. HONG GAN AR! I slap you with a ban saying you cannot pcc you wan anot?!
Ok.. nvm.. I know… sibeh damn baseless comments…. Cos I know now the new education management (cos the old grey shriveled birds all die liao) pushing in a lot of outdoor activities in their class. This I like… but if you give my son pressure for PSLE I will kill you. 12 years old wan him coo coo jiao study all night long for what?!
Then the most doo lanest thing I found…. Why ar all the time these reporters report thing about the social scene.. like ppl under void deck or clubbing grps.. they will say, “THE BENGS la la la la”
PLS LO…. Who in singapore is really actually high class party wan? I got one friend ar act chio act rich come got slang got accent got blonde hair come from art school ar the father still got tattoo got smoke and really is lau beng lor! This wan called upper class ar?
ok maybe some ppl is really high class but you Chinese discriminate your brother and sister simi lan jiao wtf abooshgenaden?! Just because you drink silly drink means you silly meh? Oie… as long as my beng friend can save money he can also BUY YOUR DRINK you know?! Or even better…. Can even buy many more for your father mother daughter cat uncle giraffe hippo teletubby understand?!
Knn you think beng make noise under block wan ar? OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!! And your ears!!! Cannot you hear the accents?!?! Beng don’t hang out under the block in the dark playing guitar revving their motorbike or whatever lor. They got BRAIN. They hang out at coffeeshop, around shopping centres or your mother’s house! Honestly you ever hear bengs hang out under the block THE WHOLE NIGHT?! NO! the most only two hours.
Nnb they poor or uneducated doesn’t mean they lazy what! They still buy food for the mother the sister still take care of father when sick and will take care of each other wan. Not like the rest they lazy then lazy all the way until they die suddenly because God doo lan with them for turning into WORMS!
You break your nail you complain like cb fuck tell the whole fucking blogosphere…. They have their mother go jail, got brother paralyzed in accident… got sister getting raped…. You got see them tell the whole world?!
They are intolerant? I say YOU are intolerant! YOU ARE SPOILED.
So really la pls… you wan say beng is wrong…. You wan say smoking is wrong… you wan say this and that about other groups of people… pls la ok…. You will only understand truly if you were mixing around with them. You stupid in-the-box learner with your sheltered upbringing pls…. LEARN TO LIVE.
p.s. did you see Don on the Channel 5 news? You did?! Seven years of bad luck…
p.p.s. – my first ever mentioning of the FIFA World Cup…… FRANCE!
Wah liew listening to all these countries play against each other are like listening to reenactments of WW2 battles.
“Italy has its revenge on the Germans! Heil Mussolini!”
“nein!!!!!! Totten sie die Faschistische Juden!”
Firstly all these cb mainstream newspaper anyhow put a lot of stupid news like people getting raped or husband lan jiao get nyam nyam by crazy horse wife…. Which is ok if its in singapore la but KNNCCB tell us what’s happening in CHINA FOR CB WHAT EFF-GE-NATHAN?!
But ok relax limpei understand Singapore so tiny no news to report.. well at least to report about things that don’t defame the gahment lor. What the too too kueh nowadays the sweets all cb so ex! Import from where? Zhong guo LA! Catch no mutton curry understand anot!? Report that la! Dun give us nonsense like “orhhhh this is for the good of tourists.”
Tourist more important that own citizen’s well being? MIGRATE US AWAY CAN?
Then this smoking ban I just found out also. Got this dickhead columnist say things like, “OHHH I wondered why my dog shit suddenly taste so good at the hawker centre. Maybe is my dog face girlfriend perfume. Oh then it hit me – no smokers!”
YOU COME FROM OSAMA FAMILY RIGHT?! So narrow minded! Live in cave wan never come out see sun that’s why not strong got cancer and iq so low can write stupid comment like this!
Please la hor ban is ok ban la but cb wtf you give me 2 tables out of 100 you siao wan ar?! Smokers not all acrobats okay! Cannot make human pyramid cos since when school encourage us do all these kind of stuff wan?!?!? All only wan us get myopia and know the world reading about it in a stupid grey box in the middle of a lush green field. Step out of it only kanna disciplinary action. HONG GAN AR! I slap you with a ban saying you cannot pcc you wan anot?!
Ok.. nvm.. I know… sibeh damn baseless comments…. Cos I know now the new education management (cos the old grey shriveled birds all die liao) pushing in a lot of outdoor activities in their class. This I like… but if you give my son pressure for PSLE I will kill you. 12 years old wan him coo coo jiao study all night long for what?!
Then the most doo lanest thing I found…. Why ar all the time these reporters report thing about the social scene.. like ppl under void deck or clubbing grps.. they will say, “THE BENGS la la la la”
PLS LO…. Who in singapore is really actually high class party wan? I got one friend ar act chio act rich come got slang got accent got blonde hair come from art school ar the father still got tattoo got smoke and really is lau beng lor! This wan called upper class ar?
ok maybe some ppl is really high class but you Chinese discriminate your brother and sister simi lan jiao wtf abooshgenaden?! Just because you drink silly drink means you silly meh? Oie… as long as my beng friend can save money he can also BUY YOUR DRINK you know?! Or even better…. Can even buy many more for your father mother daughter cat uncle giraffe hippo teletubby understand?!
Knn you think beng make noise under block wan ar? OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!! And your ears!!! Cannot you hear the accents?!?! Beng don’t hang out under the block in the dark playing guitar revving their motorbike or whatever lor. They got BRAIN. They hang out at coffeeshop, around shopping centres or your mother’s house! Honestly you ever hear bengs hang out under the block THE WHOLE NIGHT?! NO! the most only two hours.
Nnb they poor or uneducated doesn’t mean they lazy what! They still buy food for the mother the sister still take care of father when sick and will take care of each other wan. Not like the rest they lazy then lazy all the way until they die suddenly because God doo lan with them for turning into WORMS!
You break your nail you complain like cb fuck tell the whole fucking blogosphere…. They have their mother go jail, got brother paralyzed in accident… got sister getting raped…. You got see them tell the whole world?!
They are intolerant? I say YOU are intolerant! YOU ARE SPOILED.
So really la pls… you wan say beng is wrong…. You wan say smoking is wrong… you wan say this and that about other groups of people… pls la ok…. You will only understand truly if you were mixing around with them. You stupid in-the-box learner with your sheltered upbringing pls…. LEARN TO LIVE.
p.s. did you see Don on the Channel 5 news? You did?! Seven years of bad luck…
p.p.s. – my first ever mentioning of the FIFA World Cup…… FRANCE!
Wah liew listening to all these countries play against each other are like listening to reenactments of WW2 battles.
“Italy has its revenge on the Germans! Heil Mussolini!”
“nein!!!!!! Totten sie die Faschistische Juden!”
Posted by
Audi
RSS
