WAH LAU KNN its almost seventh month la LOL! Maybe some girl with long hair and missing legs is responsible for making me think of all these spiritual stuff.
But you know what. i'm enjoying it. SO i wont stop!
For u guys again... this thursday night i'm gonna go over to CHangi hospital with a few guys and see how it's like at night.
...
...
NOT!
Tmd henry and I are afraid of the dark. The two of the strongest people around are afraid of the dark.... who will protect your backside?!!?!?!
but then again... i do have a story from Changi Hospital. Wanna hear?
You wan ar? ok come sit down shake leg. Hug my body if you're a chio bu cos limpei here is fucking single, doo lan and heartbroken okay!
*why sheryl why!!?!?!?!?!?!?*
ANyways this happened a year ago... back when i was an idiot poly freshBOY.
Shah, Mitch, Thena and my sexy slim ex-boyfriend shaun (im just being cute ok) finished school at around ... uh... 4 or something. We had lunch/dinner (dunch? linner? hightea?) at Al-alameen then Shah suddenly went,"Yo yo yo whassup yall?!?! this is shah in da house-zay yo mama is sho fat! Lets all go all the way to da orchard road, yo!"
Mitch went, "yah yah yah less go less go!"
Shaun went,"haaaa???? really??!?! ohhh great!!!"
and i went,"WTF you SIAO wan AR!?! now sibeh fucking late you still wan go pak tor at orchard road! hong gan ar knn ok i follow lets go!"
Then from orcahrd road, we picked up some brochures on chinatown and malay village and all that. Because u see,.. that time.. we thought singapore was a happening place and planned ot go to all these tourist places.
Then shah came in again,"Let's do soemthig else."
And i just had to go,"WALAKAKA LMAOLOLWTHSIMILANJIAO let's go see ghost."
then in a flash they said YES, i got dragged in, had to eat my shoe, called a hamji kia and we set off to changi hospital.
So we reached changi hospital.
wah the place damn nice sia! now got new hospital bed and nurses and also near Simei MRT leh!!!
LOL joking only la. Mai steam steam lei. and u girl can hug me tighter anot? Im still feeling very sad....
*I took too long to get ready so i missed the choo choo*
Thena said we could reach there jsut before the sunset. But TMD 5pm got traffic jam all the way from your mother house to my backside la! But Shah was determined. He wants to go. SO we took the 2 hr ride. Best. Two. Hours. Ever.
We alightedand walked our way to Changi hospital.
When i was still going steady with my last girlfriend, wei shan, in sec 4, we kinda went nuts and thought why not visit changi hospital?
But we were stupid back then... even with another guy my age (Wei Shan's friend's boyfriend... we're all paedophiles eh.) we couldnt find the bloody hospital!!!
Btw i saw that guy again the last time i went KTV with Vis. Wow he's so much better off than me.. he's working as a waiter!
So WS and i walked around the corner and found this desolate, run down yellow building. It's infornt of the commando camp. I remember seeing those buff men doing drills. It was around 5pm that time. The yellow building had a guard who was changing. He was old. And fat. and didnt seem to notice us. I was curiousl.. i wanted to know what is he guarding. So i went up to him....
...and......
.........
..... he farted!!!!!!!
no la. He didnt really say a word. I didnt even get to ask him. He just looked at me, nodded, and moved to one side, still wearing his clothes, as if telling us its ok to come in.
So we did.
And thats where i held WS hand for the first time.... mmm... my hands lost their virginity that day.
The building was empty. With cubicles the whole stretch. The first level was a lobby of course. So we cimbed up the stairs. It was pitch black. Seriosuly. Sibeh scary la knn. SOme parts of the stairs had fallen off and u miss that hole u die die fall down to the next level.
The cublcle had doors. THey were locked. Those that didnt have doors showed us nothing but an empty room.
For some reason I saw the lights dim. As in... someone dimmed the lights. So i thought it was time to go. The other guy kinda got the message and so we left.....
And ta da!!! we couldnt find the stairs! and it was a small building!! The girls clinged on to me (yes! hug me baby!) and the other guy just went ahead on his own. He just said like, "Stay here! i go find myself."
Best 3 minutes of my life. We found the stairs, ran down, never looked intot he cubicles and then when we reached the entrance where the guard was... he was already locking the thing. He saw us and was like, "HUH?!"
Zzz...
So with this exprience, i kinda had to lead Shah and gang to changi hospital. I saw the yellow building again... and for some reason they said its the mortuary.
Mortuary has cubicles?!?!?!?!? i think its and office buulding rather.
Thena then found the stairs leading up to changi hospital. That's the first itme i saw the famous building.
It reminded me of Lodge... what with the towers and all. I remmeebr the walls being super detail-less... jsut smooth solid walls and walkways that resemble primary school ones. On top was the red beacon light.
It was peaceful to look at in a way. I mean.. perched up there... no trees to block your view and u get a great view of the island.... It sjust one of those times that we just wanna be alone (or maybe with Javis) spending the night together.
Mitch was already pissed scared. You can tell that by the amount of blabbering. Shah was gung ho and Thena was all like, "Let's go la we're here!"
Me? i was fine.... but not until i was climbing the stairs. I had my video camera with me then. Somehow i jsut felt i shouldnt go in. Its fear. I know. But it wasnt those "OMG OMG OMG IM GONNA DIE" kinda fears. It's like... "Your house.. your rules..." kinda negotiation between the building and that idiot inside me. So i bowed out.
and suddenly Thena had this sudden change of personality. He started glaring his eyes, shouting at me, grabbing me and pulling my collar... telling me to "come on in" and everything "will be okay" and that "they are here" to "protect me". That was already too weird for me to say anything. Shah didnt say anything. Shaun as well. But mitch was suddenly like,"Its ok audi... i'm going in too."
It was all getting too weird. So i pulled my self away and took a dozen steps back and turned up at them. It's strange when you see your grp of friends staring down at you, never speaking, and there's a man squatting next to them.
yeah.
Actually i saw it earlier on and he was squatting jsut behind the fence of the hospital. So i called mitch and told her to come down and acc me. FInally she did. And off went the guys.
Nothing happened so far. I was anticipating the photos Shaun will eventually take with his super pro DSLR camera. Mitch and i waited at the bus stop. I told her about the man..and kinda laughed it all off and started making silly spook jokes on her.
But then time passed too long. Sibeh fcuking long ar! Mitch tried calling Shah.
No answer.
And then called Shaun.
No answer.
simi lan jiao wtf. I over there wan to cry already. From where i was sitting on the railing i can clearly see the fence. So i shifted my place... 20 metres down the road.
Mitch called and called and called fo rth enext tne minutes. No answer! She also scard already and called Shah's friend and they both started worrying. The girla lso call Shah. Also no answer!
Then that's when i saw it.... four bright flashes going off a few seconds apart from each other. and it came from the above floors.. the high high ones.
SO we called shaun..... probably his camera. Wanna tell him that we saw him.
Also no asnwer!!!
fuck the neh neh we ran la tmd!! we ran down the road.... run run run then suddenly i saw shaun at the opposite of the road. He was very calm.... he walked.. to the bus stop opposite.. and sat down. As if waiting. Then i saw Shah. He also sibeh calm. Then... eh... where is Thena?
I saw him.. a shadow only.. I saw that he wasnt walkign straight.... and a bit weak in his steps. And he started swaying.... Maybe he's scared. So nothoing to worry rite?
Mitch and I crossed the road to see them
"So how did you see anything?"
"No la... the place was fine... no spooks or whatever" said Shah.
Then i turned around and Thena was on the floor! We rushed to him and he started vomiting and coughing. Fucking hell!
"Shaun where are your pictures?!"
I took his came.... and he said,"You cant see anything."
and i really cant!
I reviewed his pictures and the most i saw, if it wasnt pitch black, was a small part of the fence lighted up form the flash.
But cannot be what! his flash is super strong! it even burned a piece of paper one time!
I aske if he did go into the bulding and he said yeah........... and took pictures in it.
Small space, strong flash.... and still no image produced? Dun bluff lei.
And its really not that the lens cap was on. Through the darkness you stil could see a bit of the chair... and tables....
We left Thena to sit down at the bus stop bench. I asked Shah if he really didnt see anything.
"No la... nothing really!. Ok la the most we had was the smell of flowers. That's it."
Well ok..... but then i heard sobbing........ from behind me......
....Thena was crying......
Ok.... at that point of time i was thinking of who knows the number to the monks that do exorcism.
he was crying liek nobody's business.... im like "see la disturb ppl hse some more la!"
and they started to crowd around him.
Mitch came directly infront of him... bent over.. so close...
"Thena.......... are you......"
WOOOARRR
Thena jumped out of his place and grabbed Mitch by the throat! Fucking hell we all siam la knnccb Shaun's camera fly here fly there Shah already in his kungfu position.
Then Thena started laughing........
Ok i blur liao....
Shah came,"HAHAHAHAH got you all! It's a joke dammit! it's jsut a bloody joke!"
Knn tmb pcb clp ar fcuking dog!!!!!!!!!!!!! li ye lao kang ani tua lorry keyi mai u-turn ar TMD!!!!!!
SHah broke it to us that they purposely didnt answer the calls and planned the whole thing inside the building.
na beh.....
but then i asked him again if he did see anything. His reply is still the same.
Looks like it's only the smell of flowers.... the undeveloped images... and that squatting man.
cb now im scared. Hug me closer lei... i'm so hamji.
*That's why i'm single.*
P.S. Eh... remember dont disturb other people's house.
P.P.S. Oh ya... in addition... the guys never went up to the higher floors. so how come the flashes came from so high up?
But you know what. i'm enjoying it. SO i wont stop!
For u guys again... this thursday night i'm gonna go over to CHangi hospital with a few guys and see how it's like at night.
...
...
NOT!
Tmd henry and I are afraid of the dark. The two of the strongest people around are afraid of the dark.... who will protect your backside?!!?!?!
but then again... i do have a story from Changi Hospital. Wanna hear?
You wan ar? ok come sit down shake leg. Hug my body if you're a chio bu cos limpei here is fucking single, doo lan and heartbroken okay!
*why sheryl why!!?!?!?!?!?!?*
ANyways this happened a year ago... back when i was an idiot poly freshBOY.
Shah, Mitch, Thena and my sexy slim ex-boyfriend shaun (im just being cute ok) finished school at around ... uh... 4 or something. We had lunch/dinner (dunch? linner? hightea?) at Al-alameen then Shah suddenly went,"Yo yo yo whassup yall?!?! this is shah in da house-zay yo mama is sho fat! Lets all go all the way to da orchard road, yo!"
Mitch went, "yah yah yah less go less go!"
Shaun went,"haaaa???? really??!?! ohhh great!!!"
and i went,"WTF you SIAO wan AR!?! now sibeh fucking late you still wan go pak tor at orchard road! hong gan ar knn ok i follow lets go!"
Then from orcahrd road, we picked up some brochures on chinatown and malay village and all that. Because u see,.. that time.. we thought singapore was a happening place and planned ot go to all these tourist places.
Then shah came in again,"Let's do soemthig else."
And i just had to go,"WALAKAKA LMAOLOLWTHSIMILANJIAO let's go see ghost."
then in a flash they said YES, i got dragged in, had to eat my shoe, called a hamji kia and we set off to changi hospital.
So we reached changi hospital.
wah the place damn nice sia! now got new hospital bed and nurses and also near Simei MRT leh!!!
LOL joking only la. Mai steam steam lei. and u girl can hug me tighter anot? Im still feeling very sad....
*I took too long to get ready so i missed the choo choo*
Thena said we could reach there jsut before the sunset. But TMD 5pm got traffic jam all the way from your mother house to my backside la! But Shah was determined. He wants to go. SO we took the 2 hr ride. Best. Two. Hours. Ever.
We alightedand walked our way to Changi hospital.
When i was still going steady with my last girlfriend, wei shan, in sec 4, we kinda went nuts and thought why not visit changi hospital?
But we were stupid back then... even with another guy my age (Wei Shan's friend's boyfriend... we're all paedophiles eh.) we couldnt find the bloody hospital!!!
Btw i saw that guy again the last time i went KTV with Vis. Wow he's so much better off than me.. he's working as a waiter!
So WS and i walked around the corner and found this desolate, run down yellow building. It's infornt of the commando camp. I remember seeing those buff men doing drills. It was around 5pm that time. The yellow building had a guard who was changing. He was old. And fat. and didnt seem to notice us. I was curiousl.. i wanted to know what is he guarding. So i went up to him....
...and......
.........
..... he farted!!!!!!!
no la. He didnt really say a word. I didnt even get to ask him. He just looked at me, nodded, and moved to one side, still wearing his clothes, as if telling us its ok to come in.
So we did.
And thats where i held WS hand for the first time.... mmm... my hands lost their virginity that day.
The building was empty. With cubicles the whole stretch. The first level was a lobby of course. So we cimbed up the stairs. It was pitch black. Seriosuly. Sibeh scary la knn. SOme parts of the stairs had fallen off and u miss that hole u die die fall down to the next level.
The cublcle had doors. THey were locked. Those that didnt have doors showed us nothing but an empty room.
For some reason I saw the lights dim. As in... someone dimmed the lights. So i thought it was time to go. The other guy kinda got the message and so we left.....
And ta da!!! we couldnt find the stairs! and it was a small building!! The girls clinged on to me (yes! hug me baby!) and the other guy just went ahead on his own. He just said like, "Stay here! i go find myself."
Best 3 minutes of my life. We found the stairs, ran down, never looked intot he cubicles and then when we reached the entrance where the guard was... he was already locking the thing. He saw us and was like, "HUH?!"
Zzz...
So with this exprience, i kinda had to lead Shah and gang to changi hospital. I saw the yellow building again... and for some reason they said its the mortuary.
Mortuary has cubicles?!?!?!?!? i think its and office buulding rather.
Thena then found the stairs leading up to changi hospital. That's the first itme i saw the famous building.
It reminded me of Lodge... what with the towers and all. I remmeebr the walls being super detail-less... jsut smooth solid walls and walkways that resemble primary school ones. On top was the red beacon light.
It was peaceful to look at in a way. I mean.. perched up there... no trees to block your view and u get a great view of the island.... It sjust one of those times that we just wanna be alone (or maybe with Javis) spending the night together.
Mitch was already pissed scared. You can tell that by the amount of blabbering. Shah was gung ho and Thena was all like, "Let's go la we're here!"
Me? i was fine.... but not until i was climbing the stairs. I had my video camera with me then. Somehow i jsut felt i shouldnt go in. Its fear. I know. But it wasnt those "OMG OMG OMG IM GONNA DIE" kinda fears. It's like... "Your house.. your rules..." kinda negotiation between the building and that idiot inside me. So i bowed out.
and suddenly Thena had this sudden change of personality. He started glaring his eyes, shouting at me, grabbing me and pulling my collar... telling me to "come on in" and everything "will be okay" and that "they are here" to "protect me". That was already too weird for me to say anything. Shah didnt say anything. Shaun as well. But mitch was suddenly like,"Its ok audi... i'm going in too."
It was all getting too weird. So i pulled my self away and took a dozen steps back and turned up at them. It's strange when you see your grp of friends staring down at you, never speaking, and there's a man squatting next to them.
yeah.
Actually i saw it earlier on and he was squatting jsut behind the fence of the hospital. So i called mitch and told her to come down and acc me. FInally she did. And off went the guys.
Nothing happened so far. I was anticipating the photos Shaun will eventually take with his super pro DSLR camera. Mitch and i waited at the bus stop. I told her about the man..and kinda laughed it all off and started making silly spook jokes on her.
But then time passed too long. Sibeh fcuking long ar! Mitch tried calling Shah.
No answer.
And then called Shaun.
No answer.
simi lan jiao wtf. I over there wan to cry already. From where i was sitting on the railing i can clearly see the fence. So i shifted my place... 20 metres down the road.
Mitch called and called and called fo rth enext tne minutes. No answer! She also scard already and called Shah's friend and they both started worrying. The girla lso call Shah. Also no answer!
Then that's when i saw it.... four bright flashes going off a few seconds apart from each other. and it came from the above floors.. the high high ones.
SO we called shaun..... probably his camera. Wanna tell him that we saw him.
Also no asnwer!!!
fuck the neh neh we ran la tmd!! we ran down the road.... run run run then suddenly i saw shaun at the opposite of the road. He was very calm.... he walked.. to the bus stop opposite.. and sat down. As if waiting. Then i saw Shah. He also sibeh calm. Then... eh... where is Thena?
I saw him.. a shadow only.. I saw that he wasnt walkign straight.... and a bit weak in his steps. And he started swaying.... Maybe he's scared. So nothoing to worry rite?
Mitch and I crossed the road to see them
"So how did you see anything?"
"No la... the place was fine... no spooks or whatever" said Shah.
Then i turned around and Thena was on the floor! We rushed to him and he started vomiting and coughing. Fucking hell!
"Shaun where are your pictures?!"
I took his came.... and he said,"You cant see anything."
and i really cant!
I reviewed his pictures and the most i saw, if it wasnt pitch black, was a small part of the fence lighted up form the flash.
But cannot be what! his flash is super strong! it even burned a piece of paper one time!
I aske if he did go into the bulding and he said yeah........... and took pictures in it.
Small space, strong flash.... and still no image produced? Dun bluff lei.
And its really not that the lens cap was on. Through the darkness you stil could see a bit of the chair... and tables....
We left Thena to sit down at the bus stop bench. I asked Shah if he really didnt see anything.
"No la... nothing really!. Ok la the most we had was the smell of flowers. That's it."
Well ok..... but then i heard sobbing........ from behind me......
....Thena was crying......
Ok.... at that point of time i was thinking of who knows the number to the monks that do exorcism.
he was crying liek nobody's business.... im like "see la disturb ppl hse some more la!"
and they started to crowd around him.
Mitch came directly infront of him... bent over.. so close...
"Thena.......... are you......"
WOOOARRR
Thena jumped out of his place and grabbed Mitch by the throat! Fucking hell we all siam la knnccb Shaun's camera fly here fly there Shah already in his kungfu position.
Then Thena started laughing........
Ok i blur liao....
Shah came,"HAHAHAHAH got you all! It's a joke dammit! it's jsut a bloody joke!"
Knn tmb pcb clp ar fcuking dog!!!!!!!!!!!!! li ye lao kang ani tua lorry keyi mai u-turn ar TMD!!!!!!
SHah broke it to us that they purposely didnt answer the calls and planned the whole thing inside the building.
na beh.....
but then i asked him again if he did see anything. His reply is still the same.
Looks like it's only the smell of flowers.... the undeveloped images... and that squatting man.
cb now im scared. Hug me closer lei... i'm so hamji.
*That's why i'm single.*
P.S. Eh... remember dont disturb other people's house.
P.P.S. Oh ya... in addition... the guys never went up to the higher floors. so how come the flashes came from so high up?
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