Guys with periods and my comp specs and omg not again... depression's kicking in....
Sunday, October 09, 2005 |  
I think... just like girls.... guys have their "period" as well....

Girls.... well.. around their period period.... a few things happen, rite?

Bleeding from that ugly spot (lolz... vulgar.. i know...) ... PMS and i just learnt from Mitch and Joyce recently... boobs enlarge aka cleavage is more prominent.

Lolz i like that breast enlarging thing... one day its all small and limp next day they're ready to float...

and what the.... girls can somehow have periods together because of some "smell".... -.- .... .... .... ... it's like another way to say, "let's have an orgy..."

So guys... hm.. what do we have?

okay so i've been observing (my friends.... =p) and have this feeling that at a certain time of the month or sth like that..... a guy could suddenly look his best... meaning... suddenly he has this nice smooth body with nice muscle definitions and his face is clear of bumps (or flaws... well.. most of them) and suddenly he just smells so attractive to girls (and some guys around him.. lolz) and "omg he's just gorgeous!".

and, i think, ... his wee wee tool suddenly feels more.. ... manly...

Any guys out there ever noticed all these?

ahh... okay... i should say that it's just that period of time the guy naturally is ready to make babies!!... or... has a higher level of sperm count (maybe semen as well) maybe because his testerone hormone level just shot up.

does all these make sense?

I think that for some of us... we have the urge to "look for a stead" and for others already with a girlfriend or boyfriend.... well... they get more intimate (cmon admit it... you've all had sex havent you?) around this "boy period".

i think it's also around this time that the guys start to think of how they look and maybe go for an entire change of the wardrobe (just like me.... from a nerd with no fashion sense to a guy crazy of baggy stuff to formal wear to suits to more practical things..... like the same pair of pants all year round.... lolz)

i thnk it's an interesting theory but then again.... could be another twisted one of mine.

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lolz the tree diretly outside my window (literally.. it's blocking my freaking feng shui and view....) is blooming with funny spiked ball flowers..... and the birds and the bees... okay where's my blowpipe...

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My urge to "improve" myself has kicked in again (seems like everything likes to "kick in" here...) so..... lolz.... i'm getting more new things for my sweet little comp. (my other half?)

okay i wanna brag here and lots of the following are very technical... sorry for those that do not understand (no... read! learn!)

here are my system specs...

Intel Pentium 4 2.66 GHZ (able to overclock to 4GHz but no freaking way!... i've alreayd fried many RAMS and my video card with overclocking...)
Phoenix Technologies 6.00PG motherboard.
512MB Nanya DDR RAM with god-knows-what-speed....
*512MB Corsair DDR RAM 400mhz (which i cant fix cos my mobo cant accept it. It's for sale though.. hundred twenty... anyone?)
GeForce 4 Ti4200 with AGP8x (tht thing's fried a litle... having some thread problems...)
Soundblaster Audigy 2 ZS (wootz... 5.1 surround sound.... which isnt that good really.... 7.1, that's the killer) with MIDI output...
eDimensional 3d Stereo gaming glasses (games played in stereo 3d! sweet....)
Creative ProdikeysDM (the keyboard Shaun calls a toy..)
80GB hard drive (2gbs left... lolz...)
120GB Hard Drive (11 gbs left.. boo...)
and a nice laptop mouse i use from Acer.. plugged in to one of my six USB ports (down with wireless keyboards and mouses!!)

ahh yes..... a nice comfortable set up.... but is that enough?

NO!!!

i'm a gaming freak (when the time comes...) specialising in FPS games so i think that this 17" CRT monitor of mine really isnt giving me my gaming pleasure.
So what to do? buy a 19" CRT?

btw... if you love gaming.. DONT BUY LCD SCREENS!!! Their refresh rates are minimal compared to CRT monitors and that can cause lots of flickering onscreen and lead to headaches and eyesores for some.... i think..... in any case.... CRT rawks...

So why buy a 19"CRT monitor? it could cost about 500 dollars to a thousand.... so... mm..... i'm a poor man.... lolz..... so what i did.... yesterday... was getting myself a DVI to VGA converter.... plugged it into my graphics card (on it's last few breaths) and stole an LCD monitor from my sister's room and tada...!! DUAL MONITORS!!

So what's so good aout dual monitors? well.... it gives you LOADS more of real estate i.e. space... so now i'm having my msn messenger and Firefox on one screen and my video editing or wordpad (for blogging) or some other things on the other.... whee....

and it's so cool to be able to turn your head more than 10 degrees while on the computer and still be able to work......

And i tried gaming on dual monitors..... i flew a helicopter in the greatest most ultra realistic war simulation ever, Operation Flashpoint, and omg i was literally looking around physically out of my helicopter window.

*okay audi.. stop.... dont talk like that.... you sound nerdy...

ahem.... but then again... for FPS games.... WTF??? two screens?!?! my crosshairs are split into half!!!

so i got out another monitor from a corner of my room (yes... i do have plenty of junk around here...) and OMG.... i cant fix it!!..

LOLZ.... so a short Google search (hey who needs technicians these days.. LOLZ... jk jk...) and it seems like the best way to fix three monitors is by adding another graphics card..... to the PCI Express slot.... whoops... bad.... all my other graphics cards (two GeForce MX440) are AGP-based.... aww..

so another Google search.... and a nice GeForce 5 PCI express card costs around S$122 dollars.... cheap...

but then again..as with technology.... do i have a PCI Express slot? no? what to do? change my motherboard!

zzzzz

and the cycle repeats all over again.

I'm gonna go get a GeForce 6600GT soon (just so that i can beat Donald and Sze Aik... dang.. they have GeForce 5 cards!)........ for about S$290 dollars..... maybe cheaper cos Charlene is helping me bargain... lolz...

and maybe a 1GB DDR RAM as well while i'm at it...

lolz... see..... technology! it repeats itself!!

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uh... hello? anyone else still there?
Posted by Audi