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Thursday, March 02, 2006 |  
Ahh yes......

Mac Donald’s Mc Chicken.



mcDonald’s has been known to be very... creative... in their names.

They have McFlurry. McSundae. McSpicy Double. MacPounder. Chicken McNuggets.. McCoke.. McIce Lemon Tea .....and now.... Mc Chicken!

What will they think of next?

McSushi...
... sushi.. made entirely out of pre-cooked microwave-heated sticky dough-they-call-rice plus aritificial sweetened seaweed AND crabstick bought from Cold Storage cos it’s the cheapest.

But NO!

INNOVATION!

ORIGINALITY!!

GAHMENT wan us to be innovation and orignality!

So come on down and let me satisfy the gahment backside for you!....
Ehh I mean.... let me, Mr. Donner McLonald introduce to you~~~~~



Mc Chao Tar!

We the people of Singapore Rebuplic has been very famous with the Chao brand!

We have out very own Chao Chee *** that is sold essclusively at Geylang and Tampines Mall! We take inimports from China and Thailand! Thailand wan is 40 dollar. China wan is 200 dollar. Not sure? Think I bluffing? Your head ar! I got friend in this kind of business he check price for me...

Then we have our Chao Ginna which is actually can be eaten wan. It tastes like chicken but look lke oyster!

And our very own Chao Mah de! Which everyone confirm will have once in a while but nvm! Gahment help us with this already! When the thing old liao... gahment say can put them in this box called “OLD FOLKS HOME”. Problem solved! People live in piss! ... I mean, peace!

So now I... I come present to you.....

MC CHAO TAR! Singapore’s very own home-made product!



Support local!

Preparation: Oven toast 3 –day old Mc Chicken that your sister left in the fridge for 5 minutes until you smell charcoal when you are in your room playing CS.

Mc Chao Turban ar! Nb.... I so hungry.. I only can find this in fridge. Eat lor.

The vegetable and meat and mayonnaise all same colour already. LOL... buts its sibeh crunchy ar!


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Some of u readers might have noticed a sudden furious bonanza of updates over the past 42 hours. (three posts, including this)

Got reason.

A friend of mine is now in very big trouble. I cannot tell who. But I must say that I need to help the person settle problem because my heart damn itchy backside when this happen. It happen before. Now happening again. So my backside itchy.. my brain alo itchy.. a lot of things in my head. I also for first time worried until like wan to call everyone come funeral liddat. I also now kanna asthma attack again. Three days already. My inhaler I press press press I think more than forty times already liao.

Now is very bad times for me because the people around me bu hao so wo ye bu hao lor. I know some will say in a very rude tone, “You care so much other ppl pasal for what?”

I say you ccb then go chao ka cheng then go drown in Yishun Pond ar! I am bloody Asian I got asian values ok which is one that is very collective and not like ang moh ppl who society is more individualistic okay! This is call Asian society. Friend and family happy u also will happy. And you better not tell me something so rude manner okay.

Okay.... time for me to find trouble liao. Not sure what going to happen. Love you all.
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