Last night damn sad. I took Sam out and recorded some self-porn. Very sad with what came out of it (no pun intended).

LOL

I took Sam out and did a littlte bit of singing.. played it back.. and KANNA SAI !!!!

Like cb ah gua kanna pinch in the backside! A mixture of g-spot pleasure and anal blisters!

Ok la so maybe I was pushing myself because for the past 4 hrs before that I was talkin and talking.... and I ate loads of crap...

(sang again today.... fuck la..... damn pissed with myself.... shouldn’t have ate those sugar nuts...seriously man... i feel like not takin part in Singapore Idol....)

Anyways...

Today went to do my service as a Sly fan. Wheee.... on the 5th there’s another event.. and i’m going as well.....

Ppl ask.. why am I doing this?

Well... if u really need to noe.. deep down inside.. I’m so lonely that I cry myself to sleep every night to bed... wishing I had a friend.. or a brother.... to tlak to and play with everynight. I figured I need someone.. so I made up an imaginary friend and we did get into plenty of cool discussions. But one day my friend had to leave... but he said he’ll return, as a real person. Suddenly.. 6 months later.. i saw a face so familiar. It was my friend! He’s returned! I saw him everywhere! On 711 posterboards... on drink cans.. on teethe whitening products... just so happened that my friend has, actually, manifested into Sylvester Sim Xiang Long!! And thus began my journey to support my friend in his endeavour. Sadly.. my friend doesn’t remember me. The reincarnation process has caused some parts of his memory cells in his brain to degenerate.. which meant I was nothing more but a so called “fan”. But as a friend, and I rmemeber what happned before he was turned into a real person, it’s only fair I support him.

LOL LOL LOL WTF man!!!!!!!!

Actually... I lke the whole beng image.... real cool... (it’s a guy thing...)

I really need a place to practice; I have a sister at home who starts criticizing unconstructively before i get the first three words out.

Hey just because you’re a model/singer/uni-undergraduate/actress/waitress/daughter/babu-singh doesn’t give you the right to criticise okay....

(play play only la... u touch me I smash the freaking exercise ball on ur face again...)

You know... i dun feel lonely when i say myself as a Sly fan. I took a cab to Temasek Poly and the driver and i were talkin talkin... real cool... then i told him i was going to Sly's event. He jumped up (in the car. yar. now his taxi gt sunroof) and excitedly claimed, "Sylvester?! I picked him up once! he had his guitar along... put in back seat... he very nice person... very handsome also. not arrogant."

lol... sly rawks~

Some pics...... the crowd at NYP was MMMMAAAAAAADDDDDDDDNNNNNEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!



But the audio person was a fag.... the speaker sux la! Go and change! Spoil the songs only..... sly’s mic was crackling and all that.

And one guy was holding the same camera I was holding... well at least my looks more spuffy; mic and all.... lol...







You know... going around with my camera has always given me some sense of authority... power that I don’t have if sam isnt up and running.

So with this power... I did the impossible... gasp!

I went up to the stage. LOL... everyone else was lining up I just climbed up and started recording. I consulted Phillip first and he said, “nvm la.. just say you’re frm the fan club.”

Swee la!

Btw... Phillip bought that jacket for Sly... it’s size S.... haahhahahahah







But seems like some people very xia lan with cameraman.

I dun even know wht fucking sex this person is..... but she/he is cb damn xia lan! Nb.... and her/his friend also in same boat.. can see by the face....



Nb..... anyone know them? Can help me check what sex Xia Lan Kia is?

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

so after tht Sly went off with one of his friends... i hung around NYP till abt six (th ehting ended at 230..) with Phillip, Sly's dad, Teresa and her family.... and... and.. and.......... STACIE!!!!!

lol she's really so cool to talk to...... the only 12 year old i wanna hang out with hahahahaha.

one of our conversations abt sly was on how to beef him up. Teresa showed me a cd with David Tao on it and said, "sylvester should at least tone, hor?".

then i had this conversation with Stacie and suddenyl she turned and told her father, "papa... audi said kor kor should build muscle..."

my backside start to cramp and my eyes open big big...... 0.0 .... (i scared what...)

ok end....