(Added rant on upcoming elections.)
I think that even now at this ..uh... embryo-ic stage that blogging life is going through.. we pretty much noe how it runs, rite?
It'll normally go; start blog, blog, tell friends, gather readers, add in counter just to boost ego, cry when counter stats are low, remove counter (a) or try making more bold posts (b).
if you chose (a), please proceed.
- Keep blogging, yada yada about anyting under the sun including how fucked up that mean old toilet cleaner is though-she-is-just-doing-her-job-let-her-be-she's-old-godammit-! .
- Tagboard is set up or u happen to found the "Post a Comment" link after 8 weeks of blogging.
- People leave tags. You are happy.
- Someone you dont know leaves a tag. Ego boosted. Balls (or clitoris/tits LOL) grow bigger. You need new pants.
- Pictures start appearing. Either your tagboard becomes more active, or it suddenly dies and none of your friends look at u the same way again.
- One day you are feeling a tad bit proud of yourself and blog your feelings.
- Next day the dreaded ANONYMOUS-es appear, leaving tags that just aim to shoot you down. Geez dont these guys ever love themselves?
- War. Flame. Spam. Nude girls.
- Dies down after a while.
- Then comes in the "143" and "Takuya Zaboshi" and "Big Ball" and "JZ" and "Yo Fah-der" appears.... leaving some... quite... disturbing remarks cos they either sound gay, perverted or just plain brainless. THoush some could be quite nice like, " I love your blog!".
- Blogging continues.
- More pics. More introductions to friend you hang out with. Sudden change in tone of language used. E.g. "Lim pei ka li kong" to "I'm an O-level English A-2 scorer!"
- A guy named, " ... " tags and asks you to shut up.
- Friends protect...... or no one tags for your protection (hey that sound's familiar.... hmmmm...)
- You ignore.
- You come on one day to find that you just wrote,"I had three nipples but i removed one with a nailclipper when i was 14!"
- You make a post specially dedicated to address the issue.
- Friends tag in defense.
- More anonymouses appear. You suddenly realise your not-so computer-savvy friends know what "Ip-addresses" are.
- Someone farts.
- War. Flame. Spam. Nude women.
- You announce your cease-ure of blogging.
- Either your stats suddenly shoot high up with an insane number of asskissing tags (and some sincere ones).... and you suddenly appear frm the hiatus a week later or..... your stats goes down down down down... and then you die.
If you chose (b):
- The police rapes you.
Sometimes i just wish people would keep their mouth shut at the right times... think before they speak... stop when the fun's over..... look at where their feet are standing on.... know their role.... initiative... initiative... initiative... initiative... maturity... maturity... maturity.... impatience.. impatience.... impatience.... shut their roody poo candy ass...... yada yada yada...
...but then again a bit of these rotten apples makes the world what it is instead of some really weird sissy pink top value-added college with hello kitty painted all over.
P.S. Tharik has snapped a nerve of mine. The next time he snaps another one im so gonna get physical. Tharik remember that you cant balance for nuts you fucked up piece of gay shit.
Edit.
Today i go rockson.blogspot.com and read all his post frm the time he posted the lan jiao photos. and now i think kanan addicted already! I will talk true singlish!
anyway i got read that he say the WP rally kanna more people coming than PAP! he say they all attend stand there listen listen until the road there then one lorry come langgar all of them.
but i very skeptical at first la. arbohden. this is internet. I can say a normal singaporean like you will confirm eat at least 3kg of rocks in your lifetime you also wil believe. Then he give this link..... sgrally.blogspot.com. over there got show the rallies of the WP and PAP. then WAAHHH!!!!
SIBEH TRUE MAN!!!
WP OWNED PAP AT RALLY!
but then maybe actualyl the PAP low attendance pics is before the thing start so cannot really say but wth this is trule amazing la. Uncle Lee msut be damn sad.
actually this morning i heard Brother Lee on radio when he giving his speech la. At this time i was already about to vomit in the car because my mother hee hor hee hor press on brake machiam sewing machine when driving plus my sister and mother like to wear smelly strong expensive perfume so the whole car become very man-unfriendly.... but whatever i can still hear Brother talking.
And he was shouting and shouting! Although i must admit he really cannot give the assertive voice his father has la. I think ar people who do speeches should learn a bit on Voice acting and Drama. Will really help because you all remember news everytime? Everytime they interview teacher of some high-crass person they will try to give "believe in yourself you can do it" speech or the more irritating, "We planned it day and night int he kopitiam downstairs for th ebenefit of yada yada yada.."... and sound like people reading from teleprompter or script written by secondary three student.
I think ar this time round PAP will cry a bit. Though not a lot. Confirm got a lot things wil happen which PAP will do to win wan. People out there must beware your old auntie uncle.... like for example my parents.. they believe everything on tv. The Tammy thing appear and they all gan chiong spider while my sister and i over here laughing while watching the video. My mother still pressing me to bring my IC everywhere i go! even to void deck! she say in her time school teach her to bring IC all the time. Then she shake her head and say,"I dunno what the schoold are teaching you all now."
Sorry lor. Our fault meh that confirm got at least one person within ten metres of you.
Today my friends in school call the Gahmen Ang Pao.... bribary. But then again it depends on how people see la correct anot. Some people think i give money to the old auntie uncle selling tissue for one dollar at yishun underpass around 2pm to 6pm to show off im rich but WTH I GOT HEART IS WRONG MEH!?
But personally i hope for Yishun Central/North/Nee Soon East/whatever-i-forget-my-district to get Mr. Ho Peng Kee again because he is really doing good job. Though we do see more upgreades and deforestation when the election comes but over the four or five years the Nee Soon East CC has had more activities and more parks have been built and got sibeh a lot of blocks over here got lift upgrade! Including mine which they already spraying red paint at the void decks. Though i dunno why some spray big big lan jiao on the floor.
So good luck for the election, WP supporters and PAP-worshippers alike. To be honest hor... i dunno when is the election day.
I think that even now at this ..uh... embryo-ic stage that blogging life is going through.. we pretty much noe how it runs, rite?
It'll normally go; start blog, blog, tell friends, gather readers, add in counter just to boost ego, cry when counter stats are low, remove counter (a) or try making more bold posts (b).
if you chose (a), please proceed.
- Keep blogging, yada yada about anyting under the sun including how fucked up that mean old toilet cleaner is though-she-is-just-doing-her-job-let-her-be-she's-old-godammit-! .
- Tagboard is set up or u happen to found the "Post a Comment" link after 8 weeks of blogging.
- People leave tags. You are happy.
- Someone you dont know leaves a tag. Ego boosted. Balls (or clitoris/tits LOL) grow bigger. You need new pants.
- Pictures start appearing. Either your tagboard becomes more active, or it suddenly dies and none of your friends look at u the same way again.
- One day you are feeling a tad bit proud of yourself and blog your feelings.
- Next day the dreaded ANONYMOUS-es appear, leaving tags that just aim to shoot you down. Geez dont these guys ever love themselves?
- War. Flame. Spam. Nude girls.
- Dies down after a while.
- Then comes in the "143" and "Takuya Zaboshi" and "Big Ball" and "JZ" and "Yo Fah-der" appears.... leaving some... quite... disturbing remarks cos they either sound gay, perverted or just plain brainless. THoush some could be quite nice like, " I love your blog!".
- Blogging continues.
- More pics. More introductions to friend you hang out with. Sudden change in tone of language used. E.g. "Lim pei ka li kong" to "I'm an O-level English A-2 scorer!"
- A guy named, " ... " tags and asks you to shut up.
- Friends protect...... or no one tags for your protection (hey that sound's familiar.... hmmmm...)
- You ignore.
- You come on one day to find that you just wrote,"I had three nipples but i removed one with a nailclipper when i was 14!"
- You make a post specially dedicated to address the issue.
- Friends tag in defense.
- More anonymouses appear. You suddenly realise your not-so computer-savvy friends know what "Ip-addresses" are.
- Someone farts.
- War. Flame. Spam. Nude women.
- You announce your cease-ure of blogging.
- Either your stats suddenly shoot high up with an insane number of asskissing tags (and some sincere ones).... and you suddenly appear frm the hiatus a week later or..... your stats goes down down down down... and then you die.
If you chose (b):
- The police rapes you.
Sometimes i just wish people would keep their mouth shut at the right times... think before they speak... stop when the fun's over..... look at where their feet are standing on.... know their role.... initiative... initiative... initiative... initiative... maturity... maturity... maturity.... impatience.. impatience.... impatience.... shut their roody poo candy ass...... yada yada yada...
...but then again a bit of these rotten apples makes the world what it is instead of some really weird sissy pink top value-added college with hello kitty painted all over.
P.S. Tharik has snapped a nerve of mine. The next time he snaps another one im so gonna get physical. Tharik remember that you cant balance for nuts you fucked up piece of gay shit.
Edit.
Today i go rockson.blogspot.com and read all his post frm the time he posted the lan jiao photos. and now i think kanan addicted already! I will talk true singlish!
anyway i got read that he say the WP rally kanna more people coming than PAP! he say they all attend stand there listen listen until the road there then one lorry come langgar all of them.
but i very skeptical at first la. arbohden. this is internet. I can say a normal singaporean like you will confirm eat at least 3kg of rocks in your lifetime you also wil believe. Then he give this link..... sgrally.blogspot.com. over there got show the rallies of the WP and PAP. then WAAHHH!!!!
SIBEH TRUE MAN!!!
WP OWNED PAP AT RALLY!
but then maybe actualyl the PAP low attendance pics is before the thing start so cannot really say but wth this is trule amazing la. Uncle Lee msut be damn sad.
actually this morning i heard Brother Lee on radio when he giving his speech la. At this time i was already about to vomit in the car because my mother hee hor hee hor press on brake machiam sewing machine when driving plus my sister and mother like to wear smelly strong expensive perfume so the whole car become very man-unfriendly.... but whatever i can still hear Brother talking.
And he was shouting and shouting! Although i must admit he really cannot give the assertive voice his father has la. I think ar people who do speeches should learn a bit on Voice acting and Drama. Will really help because you all remember news everytime? Everytime they interview teacher of some high-crass person they will try to give "believe in yourself you can do it" speech or the more irritating, "We planned it day and night int he kopitiam downstairs for th ebenefit of yada yada yada.."... and sound like people reading from teleprompter or script written by secondary three student.
I think ar this time round PAP will cry a bit. Though not a lot. Confirm got a lot things wil happen which PAP will do to win wan. People out there must beware your old auntie uncle.... like for example my parents.. they believe everything on tv. The Tammy thing appear and they all gan chiong spider while my sister and i over here laughing while watching the video. My mother still pressing me to bring my IC everywhere i go! even to void deck! she say in her time school teach her to bring IC all the time. Then she shake her head and say,"I dunno what the schoold are teaching you all now."
Sorry lor. Our fault meh that confirm got at least one person within ten metres of you.
Today my friends in school call the Gahmen Ang Pao.... bribary. But then again it depends on how people see la correct anot. Some people think i give money to the old auntie uncle selling tissue for one dollar at yishun underpass around 2pm to 6pm to show off im rich but WTH I GOT HEART IS WRONG MEH!?
But personally i hope for Yishun Central/North/Nee Soon East/whatever-i-forget-my-district to get Mr. Ho Peng Kee again because he is really doing good job. Though we do see more upgreades and deforestation when the election comes but over the four or five years the Nee Soon East CC has had more activities and more parks have been built and got sibeh a lot of blocks over here got lift upgrade! Including mine which they already spraying red paint at the void decks. Though i dunno why some spray big big lan jiao on the floor.
So good luck for the election, WP supporters and PAP-worshippers alike. To be honest hor... i dunno when is the election day.
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