One thing I hate abt poly is.....
Teachers give you “personalized” emails.
Just read....
.
.
.
Fuck you la.
Anyways yesterday was damn nice.
It was around 8 pm.... going 9. I got my keys, got into the house and started untieing my shoes. The house was dark.... with only the kitchen and study room light switched on. My mah-de heard me come home so she come the door there greet me.
She go, “how was school?... so late then come home.”
“mm....”
“eat already?”
“mmm ya.....”
I was abt to walk into my room.
“tomorrow school wha- gasp!!!!!!!”
she skali become siao and say things like, “HUH?! What’s this huh?! Tryign to follow the cheena ah beng is it? haiz... what to do with you.... the right ppl dun wan to follow go follw this type of people.... haiz! What is going to happen to you la....”
oh did I mention I dyed my hair light brown?
.. and it looks like chicken floss now. MMMmmmmm......
So my mah-de wasn’t happy with it. she say I follow my chinese friends too much. The chinese this. The chinese that. BUT WHAT THE EFF LA MY FRIENDS ALL CHINESE if I stop going out with them I end up alone OKAY. Omg you want a nerd son ar?! And since when all chinese teenagers = bad, ah bengs ARHZ?!?!! Cheena cheena cheena .... as if malay so good like that. (they’re worse.) see la... watch the “Hanyut” too much...
but then after an hour or so she come and bring me food.
Then I put my pic on frenster at abt 2 in the morning. Next day wake up my handphone got message.
“WHAT THE HELL YOU KNNBCCB YOU DYE YOUR HAIR LIKE CB FUCK YOU TUA NEH BU! HOW MUCH?! WHERE?!”
It’s my sister.
So I reply,” 18m, singapore. U?”
LOL.
Then I go school..... ppl see then all, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU BLOODY BENG!”
I probably share a class with people who have the sharpest tongues ever in the whole of Ngee Ann. My entire stud pro class I kanna shoot with things like, “You shouldn’t have dyed it man...now you look malaysian.” Or “that is so not you la. (puts hand on shoulder). Don’t try to be someone you’re not. (CCB I fucking wan to punch the person face.)” Or “That is so out of this world! It matches your skin colour! Now you look so wrong.” Or “it so doesn’t suit your skin... you are like... what... fucking MOCHA CHOCOLATE!”
Wah cb damn pek chek already.... everybody like cb no heart wan... first thing will shoot you down. Go work outside ar ppl will whack you upside down with camera la table la chair la. some ppl cb damn lucky I nv whack them because I always bo pian when ppl come talk to me like that. Nb... fucking doo lan when ppl start acting this way.
But nvm... I diao them anyways because frankly... I like it. HAHAHAH..... I must admit la look like gangster like that but isnt that cool? HAHAHAHA
anyways wtf? say things like “I look like malaysian” lanjio understand....
Shah the only one damn happy. U know why? cos he choose. :p
Zzz nb.... little thing like dye hair everybody come kao bei kao bu. My mother and sister come kpkb abt it being too ex la (70 dollar where got ex) or whether its halal la.... ZZZZZZZ la asking stupid questions.
Anyways I took a lot of pictures with joyce’s camera. The uh... Coolpix S1.
Fuking lousy camera....... ZZZzzzzz the camera’s low-light sensitivity is so blardy insensitive.... so a lot of shaky pics even when indoors. 0.0.
Ok mai kpkb la.... I show picture.
This is my feet. See? Nice shoes. 60 dollars.... im like... walking on gold. And no.. that’s not my dick... then wind blow blow blow like Katrina that why look so like that. And no.. my thighs are not that fat...... I had my sandwich in my pocket.
Okay come I bring you elsewhere.
This part of the video section in Ngee Ann’s library. They have THOUSANDS of dvds and tapes here for you to watch. They range from famous blockbusters to lesser known art films that come frm places like america or nigeria or russia or singapore and etc etc.... the whole world la.
Ok now let’s look at somewhere else.
This is HALF of the cd rack in the school library as well. We have SIX such shelves. Damn cool... you can find any audio cd u wan here frm film SFX to jazz to classical to languages.
Okay commercial break....
Aaaaaaaaa!!!! So nice!!!! LOL
Okay commercial over. Back to the studio!
This is the TV studio. Part of it la. Behind this is the control room. I nv picture so too bad la. This is where I spend most of my time for Studio Prod since im always cameraman (or host) and I tell you ar its FUCKING COLD. I dunno wht cb temp they put la I think its abt 10 degrees or lower. 0.0 .... and they have plenty of such aircons in the studio itself. So can imagine? You go there in singlet you kanna hypothermia then we have to do anal probe on you.
we are required to fix the lights ourselves... camera ourselves..s cripts ourselves... everything ourselvs.... so which means we fucking pwnzzZZ!!!
This is Josephine. She is a Sly fan! Aaaa!!!! AHHAHA.
She is in the Audio control room. See all the machine. All the cd player... all the patch bays... yawnz.... I hate this room.
This is Jeffrey taking over my camera for today. The big bg thing infront of the lens is called a teleprompter. This is where the ppl in the control room flash up porn for the host so that he will smile smile big big and be more alert so the show will be interesting. Otherwise we scroll up the text for the host to read.
This is Joyce. Today she use her father shirt that’s why so loose like that. Today she was Floor Manager for the studio. Basicaly Floor Manager is the person who make sure the floor is even... got no scratches.... swee swee and all sweep up. In other words is called, “Maria”. Like you know the song by dunno who? “maria maria..... she reminds me of bla bla bla.....”
I had a fun time teasing her with her super big shirt.... keep pulling it up.. then she sexy sexy pull it down again... AAAAaaaa erected liao. HAAHAHA
So that’s it for school. Other picture I took is ppl bathing... ppl pissing... all toilet shots la. you all wun like.
Today went out with Vis-kia. We bo liao today sit down at GV with Kenny. Haahah Vis first time see me allow him to smoke. Cos last time when he smoke I cb damn angry (cos he still young what... now is lau jiao. Or lau lan jiao.) but today I sit beside him watch him smoke. But for fun.... I ask him if I try can anot. He say no no no but he knows me la if I dun get what I wan will sayang sayang him so he give.
WAAHHHHHHH EEEEE...... I dun wan smoke anymore!! HAHAHAH
Vis-kia....He wan to change course (he in Mech-Engineering) because the maths damn fuck and the computer programming and all the nerdy classmates he has. EEE. So I ask him go join FSV. I help him get in. Very simple wan. I take pictures for him.... then he can go interview say he take wan. HAHAHA... that will be so cool. But then again... he wan to go Nanyang’s business course. I stare at him long long long long super long because I at same time angry and sad; If vis leave Ngee Ann..... then wtf I alone!!!!! Nairmind.... I will psycho him. I wan him stay in ngee ann no matter what.... I dun care even if he’s in the childhood education course. HAHAHA.
So while he smoke smoke smoke kenny and I waste his ciggaretes and play around with it. javis look at us also damn doo lan. He buy one box is abt 10 dollars. Inside is 20 sticks. So you guys count one stick how much because I really dunno how to calculate. Long time never use maths what.
Then skali someone come.
Someone going to die today.....
Anyway if u ask... I will say, “ya”. Yeah I edited the main photo.... I edit so it makes everything else besides javis desatrurated (cos I wan vis to stand out what... He’s North View Air Unit’s outstanding cadet, remember?).
They ask me sing a bit so yeah I sing for them. Vis very animated wan when he shout, “WAH LAU YOU DAMN STUPID LA you sing an jing so beautiful lor then you dun wan sing that for auditions!”
Sorry la brah-de.... but an jing is so shallow in its vocal range.
After that the three of us went to northpoint and sit one corner talk about sex.
Oh ya I got one sibeh horny photography project coming up. All you chee ko pek men who like to see girls will be happy. I know wan. Cos Shah and I planning something and he is like hot with the ladies so you know la....
Ok I give clue.... lesbians + bed + photography = ? .
Hahaah you all know now?
Ahahahhah you all ar..... This is what I like abt FSV projects.
Ok today long post already. Sorry ar.. making up for my absence. Anyways tomorrow is Saturday so that means..... SINGAPORE IDOL AUDITIONS!!!!
Like.. finally! I fucking confident already. Will tio wan. HAHAHAH (then i come back say i nv tio.)
Ok so my plan here is.... Saturday morning to meet sly’s friends at scape... line up... take number for next auditions (which is Sunday). The end.
Okay... enough... I wan to sleep. Tomorrow got school.
Btw.. you guys see this picture... look familiar?
Look familiar? The pose and everything?
No?
Nvm I let you think some more.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ok la I show you answer.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Teachers give you “personalized” emails.
Just read....
Brok3n* and Shawn,
You still owe me your Individual Reflections. If I don't receive them in my
pigeon hole by 12pm tomorrow, you will lose 15 marks for nothing. A pity.
BroK3n* - I believe we already had a session with you in class yesterday.
And you still want another nagging from me?
XXXXXXXX (Ms)
Lecturer
School of Interdisciplinary Studies
Ngee Ann Polytechnic
Blk 53, #05-01, 535
Clementi Road
Singapore 599489
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.
.
Fuck you la.
Anyways yesterday was damn nice.
It was around 8 pm.... going 9. I got my keys, got into the house and started untieing my shoes. The house was dark.... with only the kitchen and study room light switched on. My mah-de heard me come home so she come the door there greet me.
She go, “how was school?... so late then come home.”
“mm....”
“eat already?”
“mmm ya.....”
I was abt to walk into my room.
“tomorrow school wha- gasp!!!!!!!”
she skali become siao and say things like, “HUH?! What’s this huh?! Tryign to follow the cheena ah beng is it? haiz... what to do with you.... the right ppl dun wan to follow go follw this type of people.... haiz! What is going to happen to you la....”
oh did I mention I dyed my hair light brown?
.. and it looks like chicken floss now. MMMmmmmm......
So my mah-de wasn’t happy with it. she say I follow my chinese friends too much. The chinese this. The chinese that. BUT WHAT THE EFF LA MY FRIENDS ALL CHINESE if I stop going out with them I end up alone OKAY. Omg you want a nerd son ar?! And since when all chinese teenagers = bad, ah bengs ARHZ?!?!! Cheena cheena cheena .... as if malay so good like that. (they’re worse.) see la... watch the “Hanyut” too much...
but then after an hour or so she come and bring me food.
Then I put my pic on frenster at abt 2 in the morning. Next day wake up my handphone got message.
“WHAT THE HELL YOU KNNBCCB YOU DYE YOUR HAIR LIKE CB FUCK YOU TUA NEH BU! HOW MUCH?! WHERE?!”
It’s my sister.
So I reply,” 18m, singapore. U?”
LOL.
Then I go school..... ppl see then all, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU BLOODY BENG!”
I probably share a class with people who have the sharpest tongues ever in the whole of Ngee Ann. My entire stud pro class I kanna shoot with things like, “You shouldn’t have dyed it man...now you look malaysian.” Or “that is so not you la. (puts hand on shoulder). Don’t try to be someone you’re not. (CCB I fucking wan to punch the person face.)” Or “That is so out of this world! It matches your skin colour! Now you look so wrong.” Or “it so doesn’t suit your skin... you are like... what... fucking MOCHA CHOCOLATE!”
Wah cb damn pek chek already.... everybody like cb no heart wan... first thing will shoot you down. Go work outside ar ppl will whack you upside down with camera la table la chair la. some ppl cb damn lucky I nv whack them because I always bo pian when ppl come talk to me like that. Nb... fucking doo lan when ppl start acting this way.
But nvm... I diao them anyways because frankly... I like it. HAHAHAH..... I must admit la look like gangster like that but isnt that cool? HAHAHAHA
anyways wtf? say things like “I look like malaysian” lanjio understand....
Shah the only one damn happy. U know why? cos he choose. :p
Zzz nb.... little thing like dye hair everybody come kao bei kao bu. My mother and sister come kpkb abt it being too ex la (70 dollar where got ex) or whether its halal la.... ZZZZZZZ la asking stupid questions.
Anyways I took a lot of pictures with joyce’s camera. The uh... Coolpix S1.
Fuking lousy camera....... ZZZzzzzz the camera’s low-light sensitivity is so blardy insensitive.... so a lot of shaky pics even when indoors. 0.0.
Ok mai kpkb la.... I show picture.
This is my feet. See? Nice shoes. 60 dollars.... im like... walking on gold. And no.. that’s not my dick... then wind blow blow blow like Katrina that why look so like that. And no.. my thighs are not that fat...... I had my sandwich in my pocket.
Okay come I bring you elsewhere.
This part of the video section in Ngee Ann’s library. They have THOUSANDS of dvds and tapes here for you to watch. They range from famous blockbusters to lesser known art films that come frm places like america or nigeria or russia or singapore and etc etc.... the whole world la.
Ok now let’s look at somewhere else.
This is HALF of the cd rack in the school library as well. We have SIX such shelves. Damn cool... you can find any audio cd u wan here frm film SFX to jazz to classical to languages.
Okay commercial break....
Aaaaaaaaa!!!! So nice!!!! LOL
Okay commercial over. Back to the studio!
This is the TV studio. Part of it la. Behind this is the control room. I nv picture so too bad la. This is where I spend most of my time for Studio Prod since im always cameraman (or host) and I tell you ar its FUCKING COLD. I dunno wht cb temp they put la I think its abt 10 degrees or lower. 0.0 .... and they have plenty of such aircons in the studio itself. So can imagine? You go there in singlet you kanna hypothermia then we have to do anal probe on you.
we are required to fix the lights ourselves... camera ourselves..s cripts ourselves... everything ourselvs.... so which means we fucking pwnzzZZ!!!
This is Josephine. She is a Sly fan! Aaaa!!!! AHHAHA.
She is in the Audio control room. See all the machine. All the cd player... all the patch bays... yawnz.... I hate this room.
This is Jeffrey taking over my camera for today. The big bg thing infront of the lens is called a teleprompter. This is where the ppl in the control room flash up porn for the host so that he will smile smile big big and be more alert so the show will be interesting. Otherwise we scroll up the text for the host to read.
This is Joyce. Today she use her father shirt that’s why so loose like that. Today she was Floor Manager for the studio. Basicaly Floor Manager is the person who make sure the floor is even... got no scratches.... swee swee and all sweep up. In other words is called, “Maria”. Like you know the song by dunno who? “maria maria..... she reminds me of bla bla bla.....”
I had a fun time teasing her with her super big shirt.... keep pulling it up.. then she sexy sexy pull it down again... AAAAaaaa erected liao. HAAHAHA
So that’s it for school. Other picture I took is ppl bathing... ppl pissing... all toilet shots la. you all wun like.
Today went out with Vis-kia. We bo liao today sit down at GV with Kenny. Haahah Vis first time see me allow him to smoke. Cos last time when he smoke I cb damn angry (cos he still young what... now is lau jiao. Or lau lan jiao.) but today I sit beside him watch him smoke. But for fun.... I ask him if I try can anot. He say no no no but he knows me la if I dun get what I wan will sayang sayang him so he give.
WAAHHHHHHH EEEEE...... I dun wan smoke anymore!! HAHAHAH
Vis-kia....He wan to change course (he in Mech-Engineering) because the maths damn fuck and the computer programming and all the nerdy classmates he has. EEE. So I ask him go join FSV. I help him get in. Very simple wan. I take pictures for him.... then he can go interview say he take wan. HAHAHA... that will be so cool. But then again... he wan to go Nanyang’s business course. I stare at him long long long long super long because I at same time angry and sad; If vis leave Ngee Ann..... then wtf I alone!!!!! Nairmind.... I will psycho him. I wan him stay in ngee ann no matter what.... I dun care even if he’s in the childhood education course. HAHAHA.
So while he smoke smoke smoke kenny and I waste his ciggaretes and play around with it. javis look at us also damn doo lan. He buy one box is abt 10 dollars. Inside is 20 sticks. So you guys count one stick how much because I really dunno how to calculate. Long time never use maths what.
Then skali someone come.
Someone going to die today.....
Anyway if u ask... I will say, “ya”. Yeah I edited the main photo.... I edit so it makes everything else besides javis desatrurated (cos I wan vis to stand out what... He’s North View Air Unit’s outstanding cadet, remember?).
They ask me sing a bit so yeah I sing for them. Vis very animated wan when he shout, “WAH LAU YOU DAMN STUPID LA you sing an jing so beautiful lor then you dun wan sing that for auditions!”
Sorry la brah-de.... but an jing is so shallow in its vocal range.
After that the three of us went to northpoint and sit one corner talk about sex.
Oh ya I got one sibeh horny photography project coming up. All you chee ko pek men who like to see girls will be happy. I know wan. Cos Shah and I planning something and he is like hot with the ladies so you know la....
Ok I give clue.... lesbians + bed + photography = ? .
Hahaah you all know now?
Ahahahhah you all ar..... This is what I like abt FSV projects.
Ok today long post already. Sorry ar.. making up for my absence. Anyways tomorrow is Saturday so that means..... SINGAPORE IDOL AUDITIONS!!!!
Like.. finally! I fucking confident already. Will tio wan. HAHAHAH (then i come back say i nv tio.)
Ok so my plan here is.... Saturday morning to meet sly’s friends at scape... line up... take number for next auditions (which is Sunday). The end.
Okay... enough... I wan to sleep. Tomorrow got school.
Btw.. you guys see this picture... look familiar?
Look familiar? The pose and everything?
No?
Nvm I let you think some more.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ok la I show you answer.
HAHAHAHAHAH
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