ok i just i found out im not only developing love handles.... im getting a bit round just abbooouuuutttt..... there. There you go; the cheek area.
Anyways it's about time. Everyone has these periodic lapses of decline in mental or physical well being once in a while but i must say ive been holding up fairly well since it's alreay a quarter plus into 2006.During O level days Mr. Depression came and moved in for a long sour three months.
Pretty soon Donald will be running through his A levels and then there'll be NS for him. Yesterday i sat down for a nice dinner with him (again) at Norhtpoint's foodcourt. We estimated he has one year to go before he gets sodomised. I mean... called for NS. (hahahahaaha Donald's gonna get his first gay experience~~~~)
anyways im having this tempting urge to take two machineguns, slot them on pieces of wood infront of me so that both lay comfrotably infornt of me, then load em up and fire away!
The urge is tempting!
Then the Don mentioned he missed shooting the M16. I told him there's the SAFRA down the road and he goes,"wtf for?!".
And i go,"Well if you need a quickie you can call me...." and he starts giving me strange looks!
".....i have the number to the IMT range.".
I think he gave a bit of a sigh (an elated one. Not an "awww"...) and questioned,"IMT?!?!".
"Yeah... IMT... shoot lasers and laugh at the embarassing 8-bit sound recording of a synthetic 'thud' they call a 'gunshot'."
I love being a wise ass.
"But i wanna shoot live rounds!" he says.
Well if Don wants to shoot live rounds i dun think he should call me for a quickie. I thought he had a contact for live rounds? HAHAAHAHA *small kid, you dun get it its ok move on.*
Failed-jokes aside..... The guys and i are chipping in for our big orgasmic event that's taking place this august, during one of our common semester breaks. Yup.... an ORGASMIC event. Not a HUGE one but a more or less modest one i should say. Yup; we're gonna go all over primary schools in Yishun and teach them MASTURBATION!!!! WOOOTZZ~!!!
awww we guys so remmeber the first time....
btw... a friend of mine.. we all know who.. but i dun wanna say names.... well... You see, our friend here, let's call him W, has an amazingly CLEAN and PURE pair of hands! He has an overall cheeky but still clean mentality and to add insult to my freaking envy.... he can count the number of times he's seen a girl nude. He can!.... It's like... two? Now how many of you 16-18 year old guys can do that?
So another friend of mine, let's call him SA (yes.. some of u are laughing already.), thought that we should give Mr. W here a little "rites of passage" thingabob. At 2:30am, GMT +8, yesterday night, we cornered him to the dark eerie corners of MSN messenger webspace after a hell of a game of Dota, and started to slowly unzip his pants of immaturity to reveal what we call, The Tool. In other words we spiced him up a bit with questions to confirm his readiness and the absolute necesseity of nurturing his manliness. After that we gave him links. :)
Over the course of the next three hours we had W revealing his little secrets and yeah i guess for him to do that filled up a badly neglected space in our tie-lines. It was fun. At first W was all,"WTF do i need to surf porn for?!?!" to "how to off 'moderate safe search'?" to "FUCK sia TAMMY HAS A NEW VIDEO!"
you girls please dont get offended and call us perverts or anything. i mean.. WE KNOW you girls talk abt how big so and so's pancake tits are.....
... and ur shaving patterns. :)
Guys have urges too u noe.
apparently Tammy has a new video (video obtained from better-not-be-named sources) and we watched it. At first it was like....."hahahaah boing boing boing boing" kinda stuff and we laughed at her so called "seducing look" that was given to the cameraman (however it looked like "The Sly" LMAO!). After the fun was over we scrutinzed the video like fuck! So turns out that the new video isnt actaully Tammy. For one, this new girl has LONG LONG LONG dyed red hair which she could use to wipe herself after peeing and her boobs were MANGOES! That's rite! MANGOES!!!
We gave her a name. Taking inspiration frm our favourite super-hero, Spongebob, we named this new girl, MANGOMARY!
After the mango incident W was ADDICTED! I turned down his offer that i show him my manhood (proof that when guys are turned on, they think frm their dicks.) or that I show him how to cum one of these nights. And he was complaining of lousy links as well!
I guess he's not into cartoons.... :(
But SA and I left after he couldnt complete the final act of the ritual; beating off. Ladies, dun expect anything when there's a match on that night.
anyways back to our Mega-Orgasm plans (getting a lot of sex words here arent we?).... this August, six of us, plus another six still-to-be-decided ppl we're inviting, are going to hold our first ever..............
GANG RAPE!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no la... we're going for sweaty clean adrenaline this time; TAG PAINTBALL.
At three hundred bucks per two hour match... hey that's cheap. Two hours of pelting Tharik with paintballs til his bruises turn pink and purple and bloody and have their own heartbeat should be fun.
Have a look here at http://www.paintball.com.sg/
School starts next week. With a three-days-per-week timetable.... am i supposed to feel contented?
Ever seen snopes.com? Another one of those urban legend sites. Though it's not a snuff site, i found some pretty interesting pics. Namely, someone's expelled rectum (it's HUGE!) and the outcome of a crook who accidentally fell of a fence when trying to escape frm police but slipped and tore his head off. I dun like these things but somehow i found it intriguing. The site has more to offer though.
Anyways it's about time. Everyone has these periodic lapses of decline in mental or physical well being once in a while but i must say ive been holding up fairly well since it's alreay a quarter plus into 2006.During O level days Mr. Depression came and moved in for a long sour three months.
Pretty soon Donald will be running through his A levels and then there'll be NS for him. Yesterday i sat down for a nice dinner with him (again) at Norhtpoint's foodcourt. We estimated he has one year to go before he gets sodomised. I mean... called for NS. (hahahahaaha Donald's gonna get his first gay experience~~~~)
anyways im having this tempting urge to take two machineguns, slot them on pieces of wood infront of me so that both lay comfrotably infornt of me, then load em up and fire away!
The urge is tempting!
Then the Don mentioned he missed shooting the M16. I told him there's the SAFRA down the road and he goes,"wtf for?!".
And i go,"Well if you need a quickie you can call me...." and he starts giving me strange looks!
".....i have the number to the IMT range.".
I think he gave a bit of a sigh (an elated one. Not an "awww"...) and questioned,"IMT?!?!".
"Yeah... IMT... shoot lasers and laugh at the embarassing 8-bit sound recording of a synthetic 'thud' they call a 'gunshot'."
I love being a wise ass.
"But i wanna shoot live rounds!" he says.
Well if Don wants to shoot live rounds i dun think he should call me for a quickie. I thought he had a contact for live rounds? HAHAAHAHA *small kid, you dun get it its ok move on.*
Failed-jokes aside..... The guys and i are chipping in for our big orgasmic event that's taking place this august, during one of our common semester breaks. Yup.... an ORGASMIC event. Not a HUGE one but a more or less modest one i should say. Yup; we're gonna go all over primary schools in Yishun and teach them MASTURBATION!!!! WOOOTZZ~!!!
awww we guys so remmeber the first time....
btw... a friend of mine.. we all know who.. but i dun wanna say names.... well... You see, our friend here, let's call him W, has an amazingly CLEAN and PURE pair of hands! He has an overall cheeky but still clean mentality and to add insult to my freaking envy.... he can count the number of times he's seen a girl nude. He can!.... It's like... two? Now how many of you 16-18 year old guys can do that?
So another friend of mine, let's call him SA (yes.. some of u are laughing already.), thought that we should give Mr. W here a little "rites of passage" thingabob. At 2:30am, GMT +8, yesterday night, we cornered him to the dark eerie corners of MSN messenger webspace after a hell of a game of Dota, and started to slowly unzip his pants of immaturity to reveal what we call, The Tool. In other words we spiced him up a bit with questions to confirm his readiness and the absolute necesseity of nurturing his manliness. After that we gave him links. :)
Over the course of the next three hours we had W revealing his little secrets and yeah i guess for him to do that filled up a badly neglected space in our tie-lines. It was fun. At first W was all,"WTF do i need to surf porn for?!?!" to "how to off 'moderate safe search'?" to "FUCK sia TAMMY HAS A NEW VIDEO!"
you girls please dont get offended and call us perverts or anything. i mean.. WE KNOW you girls talk abt how big so and so's pancake tits are.....
... and ur shaving patterns. :)
Guys have urges too u noe.
apparently Tammy has a new video (video obtained from better-not-be-named sources) and we watched it. At first it was like....."hahahaah boing boing boing boing" kinda stuff and we laughed at her so called "seducing look" that was given to the cameraman (however it looked like "The Sly" LMAO!). After the fun was over we scrutinzed the video like fuck! So turns out that the new video isnt actaully Tammy. For one, this new girl has LONG LONG LONG dyed red hair which she could use to wipe herself after peeing and her boobs were MANGOES! That's rite! MANGOES!!!
We gave her a name. Taking inspiration frm our favourite super-hero, Spongebob, we named this new girl, MANGOMARY!
After the mango incident W was ADDICTED! I turned down his offer that i show him my manhood (proof that when guys are turned on, they think frm their dicks.) or that I show him how to cum one of these nights. And he was complaining of lousy links as well!
I guess he's not into cartoons.... :(
But SA and I left after he couldnt complete the final act of the ritual; beating off. Ladies, dun expect anything when there's a match on that night.
anyways back to our Mega-Orgasm plans (getting a lot of sex words here arent we?).... this August, six of us, plus another six still-to-be-decided ppl we're inviting, are going to hold our first ever..............
GANG RAPE!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no la... we're going for sweaty clean adrenaline this time; TAG PAINTBALL.
At three hundred bucks per two hour match... hey that's cheap. Two hours of pelting Tharik with paintballs til his bruises turn pink and purple and bloody and have their own heartbeat should be fun.
Have a look here at http://www.paintball.com.sg/
School starts next week. With a three-days-per-week timetable.... am i supposed to feel contented?
Ever seen snopes.com? Another one of those urban legend sites. Though it's not a snuff site, i found some pretty interesting pics. Namely, someone's expelled rectum (it's HUGE!) and the outcome of a crook who accidentally fell of a fence when trying to escape frm police but slipped and tore his head off. I dun like these things but somehow i found it intriguing. The site has more to offer though.
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